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7y, 3m agoPosted 7 years, 3 months ago
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7y, 3m agoPosted 7 years, 3 months ago
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#1
This kind of joke may well fit in on Sickipedia but I am not sure the same sense of humour applies here :thumbsup:
#2
hahahahaha class id rep you but ive repped you 10 mins ago :p
#3
this is top joke of the day on sikipedia lol
#4
massmail666
+1, sickipedia is wicked.
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Police have finally admitted they got it wrong in the shooting of Jean Charles de Menez.

It was his naughty brother Dennis they were after.


hahahahaha i accualy just started howling in my living room after reading this hahahaha
#5
Ultimate phone prank

1. Call the childline number and say 'i've just dialed 1471 and this number came up, who is this?'

2. Operator replies 'you're through to childline'

3. You shout 'TERRY YOU LITTLE ****, NOT AGAIN....COME HERE YOU LITTLE *******''. before hanging up the phone
#6
repped
#7
New Miley Cyrus DVD: £15

Tub of Vaseline: £3

XL Box of Tissues: £2

The look of disgust on the cashier's face as you pay: Priceless
#8
I posted this joke three weeks ago.

blooming Royal Mail. :roll:
#9
massmail666
+1, sickipedia is wicked.
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Police have finally admitted they got it wrong in the shooting of Jean Charles de Menez.

It was his naughty brother Dennis they were after.


repped :w00t:
#10
Just had a water fight over the park with a bunch of local kids.

I won!

No one's a match for me and my kettle.
#11
I was checking into a hotel the other week. At the counter, a guy in front of me said curtly to the receptionist, "I hope the porn channel is disabled."

Unbelievable what some people are into.
#12
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.
#13
massmail666
Usain Bolt thinks he's capable of running at 40mph.

You might think that's good, but if he hits a child there's an 80% chance she'll die.


hahaha
#14
What's (buffering 21%) the (buffering 45%) best way (buffering 69%) to lose (buffering 86%) a (buffering 100%) hard-on?
#15
Is it just me, or would you kill people for the kind of download speed that girl from the piracy ad's getting?
banned#16
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
#17
mono2k6
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.


THIS IS MY FAVOURITISTIST JOKE LIKE EVER! :-D
#18
mono2k6
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.


I don't get it.:?

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