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Carley Avatar
6y, 11m agoPosted 6 years, 11 months ago
Carley Avatar
6y, 11m agoPosted 6 years, 11 months ago

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so phone was bmw?

never heard of uncyclopedia! its funny! hehe.....

i wana X6!

btw hows ur Golf u got on ebay after getting drunk?!
Prerequisites for driving a BMW =
Must be in possession of either a massive superiority complex or a massive inferiority complex.
Must have emptied all excrement before entering
Must spend a minimum of $500 per week on lap dances, and brag about it on-line under a pseudonym.
Must be a white male with a mid-sized house thinking you own a million dollar house

hmm... who does that remind you of?

Love this! xx

Reminds me of quite a few people in fact :)
didnt know there was such a site! funny
extremely lame

The BMW (Twatus ubanis- Latin for Brings Me Women),

Further lols throughout. I'll be reading uncyclopedia for some time :P
Wow, this website looks like it will be visited during slow working hours. I nearly wet myself laughing just now at some of the other articles. Damn!!
Good find.

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