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7y, 2d agoPosted 7 years, 2 days ago
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7y, 2d agoPosted 7 years, 2 days ago
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#1
Ahhhh HAAAAAAAA
#2
Would you like me to lapdance for you? Give me a second series
#3
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/partridge/images/km2_scary.gif
#4
Bash your ****!
#5
Mwahahahaha, doubt I'll be here past 10pm sorry.
#6
Kiss my face!
#7
starsparkle2311
Mousse from a bowl is nice but to put it on a person is demented!


:lol: that one was funny
#8
Are you a raver? No im straight
#9
starsparkle2311
Butter my arse:)


How come your **** worked but mine was blanked :x



That was classic intercourse
#10
starsparkle2311
LMFAO Alan would be proud, haven't got a clue!!!:p


Lol probs but its unfair you can get your **** but I can't :?


Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine
#11
Can you make porn come back on my telly?
#12
The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down!!!!
#13
jah128
Can you make porn come back on my telly?


No, So are you gonna do a Alan quote instead :p
#14
Ooooooh mince
#15
fireheaven;7124029
No, So are you gonna do a Alan quote instead :p


Its not really a quote, but the groan he makes when he's in his travel tavern bedroom and notice his bandaged hand is a classic...
#16
starsparkle2311
I thought there would be more contributuions to this thread, pleased I haven't got a car, it may be graffiteed with ' cock, ****, partridge'lol


It's probably my fault I got carried away and have been laughing at the quotes but I am a top class thread killer :w00t:

jah128
Its not really a quote, but the groan he makes when he's in his travel tavern bedroom and notice his bandaged hand is a classic...


:lol: I know, I was messing you loon
#17
av never ever seen an episode of this!!!!!!!
#18
Im 47, My girlfriend's 33, she's 14 years younger than me, back of the net!
#19
If you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic, and there’s a nice pond in it, you fill in the pond with concrete, you plough the family into the field, you blow up the tree and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife, who’s also your brother!
#20
jackaknackernory
#21
Bit of old-school partridge commentating on the horse-racing:

[Something under a tarpaulin in a car park.]
Not sure what that is, hope it's... ha ha, hope it's not a dead horse. They're not going to fit it in the back of a Volvo 340. Actually, I hope it isn't a dead horse. Sorry.
#22
Back of the net!!


We should have Michael quotes too
#23
starsparkle2311
GET THE feck out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you for real?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Order yourself a copy now, I demand you do, it is hilarious, quite old, but a classic!!! Steve Coogan is a comic Genius, Alan Partridge is a comedy classic, must be watched!!!


honestly havent!!!! and I love good old cheesy comedy as well. If I was to order - what am I looking for? is it a series,box set or a special? sorry:oops:
#24
starsparkle2311
Cone-tastic!!!!!!!!!!


"I wasn’t trying to steal a traffic cone!"
#25
starsparkle2311;7124158
Cone-tastic!!!!!!!!!!


I've got a clean licence - yours is dirty!
You've got six points, I've got two points...
#26
jah128
The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down!!!!


It's hotter than the sun!
#27
Jurassic park
#28
Fanny hair
#29
Ladyboys!!!!
#30
personal faves
"I’m going nowhere, Lynn. Quite literally, I’m on the ring road."

"I’ve just been into B&Q for a bag of tungsten-tipped screws. Never gonna use ‘em. Never gonna use ‘em."
#31
[To policeman] I'm going to go home, and just probably go straight to bed and keep out of trouble.
#32
You're a mentalist!
#33
bossyboots
honestly havent!!!! and I love good old cheesy comedy as well. If I was to order - what am I looking for? is it a series,box set or a special? sorry:oops:


Series 2 was the best.
#35
Lynn could you have a word with that builder - yesterday his jeans were so far off his backside you could more or less see his anus
#36
#37
fireheaven
Lynn could you have a word with that builder - yesterday his jeans were so far off his backside you could more or less see his anus


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2D3-FkoXNU&feature=related


lol and here is the quote
#38
Has everyone seen Alan on Comic relief interviewing a young Milkybar kid (Simon Pegg), pretty funny stuff.
#39
Chiptivo


Goddamit the links won't work for me :x..........................

Don't smile, you've broken your neck.
#40
sanchez82
Has everyone seen Alan on Comic relief interviewing a young Milkybar kid (Simon Pegg), pretty funny stuff.


Yeah that was a classic, very funny

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