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banned6y, 7m agoPosted 6 years, 7 months ago
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banned6y, 7m agoPosted 6 years, 7 months ago
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#1
inB4 willy reduction.

(I did try the correct anatomical name but the swear filter nabbed it. Brilliant. :?)
#2
Laser hair removal
Laser stretch mark removal
Nose job
#3
sickly sweet
Laser hair removal
Laser stretch mark removal
Nose job


^^ this except I'd swap the stretch marks for botox
#4
booby-dooby job
my innocence reinstated
and a tidy up downstairs
#5
What would you have OP?
#6
3 boob jobs :p
banned#7
laser hair (my whole face and the odd ones on my back)
have my index fingers extended so I can reach further up my nose
Have my ears made larger so I can hear better.
#8
are you m/f? boobjob?[/QUOTE]

Female and I'm quite happy with my 30Es. All natural of course.
#9
Lipo
Boob job
#10
michelleleemoo
my innocence reinstated


As in lady innocence 'down there' reconstruction? :?
#11
1. Nose job
2. Nose job to fix the sham of No. 1, now my nose is amazing
3. Some more pimped out silver teeth :lol:
#12
bykergrove
they do not have the technology for 2 or the resources for 3....:p

I'd have laser eye surgery
my nose tweaked straight (I used to go boxing and play rugby and now my nose leans a tiny bit to the right...)
last thing i'd probably do would be to have my beard hair removed so i didn't have to shave... but then sometimes i like the stubble look so not sure if i'd get it all off or not :thinking:


Does laser eye surgery count as cosmetic? If so I substitute botox for this.
#13
sickly sweet
As in lady innocence 'down there' reconstruction? :?


erm yes :oops:

bykergrove
they do not have the technology for 2 or the resources for 3....:p

:


:cry::cry:
#14
micoo
1. Nose job
2. Nose job to fix the sham of No. 1, now my nose is amazing
3. Some more pimped out silver teeth :lol:


What went wrong with the 1st one
#15
nose job
boob job
can't think of anything else
#16
bykergrove
i'm feeling generous... have the botox on me :)


That is very kind :-D
#17
bykergrove
bum job?


haha no need, i have a nice bum.... so i've been told :oops:
#18
tummy tuck
lipo
boob lift
#19
laser hair
boob reduction...yes reduction
#20
byker you lied

they do have the means

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:5SH18jZ14bPGFM:https://www.veseys.com/us/en/images/products/large/889.jpg:whistling:
#21
StudentJo
What went wrong with the 1st one


they botched it, rank amatuers that they are
#22
bykergrove
whiskers?
http://www.flatrock.org.nz/topics/odds_and_oddities/assets/tigerman.jpg

you need to pick something or YOU GONNA DIE....


cheeky! :x
#23
micoo
they botched it, rank amatuers that they are


and was the 2nd one ok? I am booked in for revision operation eeeeeek
#24
bykergrove
3rd thing?

boob job after you miss them?


that broke when they tackled subo :w00t:


she had her lettuce leaves tidied up?!! :w00t:
#25
StudentJo
and was the 2nd one ok? I am booked in for revision operation eeeeeek


2nd one was great, they sorted it out nicely :thumbsup:
#26
micoo
2nd one was great, they sorted it out nicely :thumbsup:


Oh that is reassuring :thumbsup:
#27
I get my eyebrows waxed every three weeks and last year ( a week before my 40th) the beautician said that I should consider starting a lip wax loooooooooool. She said women from 40+ will notice a big difference in hair in that area!! I was just MORTIFIED as never had a moustache but had light hair there - well I booked myself in for laser hair removal (IPL) 3 sessions at £50 each and now nothing there:-D

In fact, it was so good I also got other areas of my body done :whistling:


I am considering botox at the mo. One of my friends got it done. First time it last around 3 months (eye area) and second time, 6 months.
#28
i dont think i'll ever have cosmetic surgery but i wanted a breast reduction when i was in my teens so that'll be one!
dunno if gastric band stuff is cosmetic but i wanted that in my teens to stop me binging so i'll prob have that too if i was allowed but i doubt it and maybe laser hair removal from various bits lol
#29
Boob uplift, bit of a tweak around the eyes and maybe a bit of lipo on the thighs.
banned#30
i'de have the lot, i'm a mess and its a waste of time doing half a job
#31
sassie
i'de have the lot, i'm a mess and its a waste of time doing half a job


Sassie, you should NEVER say that about yourself. Women are so guilty for having such a low opinion of themselves and normally totally unjustified
banned#32
bossyboots
Sassie, you should NEVER say that about yourself. Women are so guilty for having such a low opinion of themselves and normally totally unjustified


i was joking, but would still have the lot :w00t:
#33
jfk would have 3 lil dicks on his head lol
and me-nothing,i would die lol :thumbsup:
#34
sassie
i was joking, but would still have the lot :w00t:


:lol: me too !!!! once I started that laser hair removal I was hooked :lol: but I reckon am def gonna get ...............botox. I really look after my skin - have done for years - but you just cant fight old mother nature !!............cow!!!!!!
banned#35
bossyboots
:lol: me too !!!! once I started that laser hair removal I was hooked :lol: but I reckon am def gonna get ...............botox. I really look after my skin - have done for years - but you just cant fight old mother nature !!


that laser removal, do they do one hair at a time? probably a div question :oops:
#36
JACKIT99
jfk would have 3 lil dicks on his head lol
:


OMG :lol::lol::lol:
banned#37
bykergrove
sassies a milf!


a what?

edit, - ok no need for an explanation
#38
sassie
i'de have the lot, i'm a mess and its a waste of time doing half a job

cant be that bad,easier just not too worry about how you look
if your happy inside if dont matter;-)
:thumbsup:
#39
sassie
that laser removal, do they do one hair at a time? probably a div question :oops:


no - it takes FIVE SECONDS for upper lip....................and £50 :w00t: but its just sooo effective and u only need 3 sessions max. My friend only needed two. She has had her legs and underarms done. Its expensive but you are only allowed a session every month so its not like ur paying all that money in one go!
banned#40
bossyboots
no - it takes FIVE SECONDS for upper lip....................and £50 :w00t: but its just sooo effective and u only need 3 sessions max. My friend only needed two. She has had her legs and underarms done. Its expensive but you are only allowed a session every month so its not like ur paying all that money in one go!


and its gone for ever, will never grow back

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