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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND…
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8y, 11m agoPosted 8 years, 11 months ago
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.
skusey Avatar
8y, 11m agoPosted 8 years, 11 months ago
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#1
well done:thumbsup:
banned#2
haha. I would maybe change it to "0-200 really quick"
#3
snkz
haha. I would maybe change it to "0-200 really quick"


done!
#5
my god im sure this has been posted to death!!! LOL
#6
again!!:whistling:
#7
lol it does get posted regularly, think by badmanmeow before
#8
emasu
lol it does get posted regularly, think by badmanmeow before

and taasda?
#9
hehe!
#10
chesso;1892307
and taasda?


Probably, i forget :)
#11
I call for an all out ban on **** email jokes and "101 ways to eat chicken with forks in your eyes" threads.
#12
ha ha ha ha lol i luv that loooll
#13
another old joke that wa on here about a week ago
#14
jasonrat;1893832
another old joke that wa on here about a week ago


lol true

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