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7y, 7m agoPosted 7 years, 7 months ago
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7y, 7m agoPosted 7 years, 7 months ago
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banned#1
Loads what you want to know about
banned#2
raptorcigs;6163718
My Sis In Law Is Joining Up So Just Thaught Id Get Her A Few Easy Ones

loads of crims on here ... :thumbsup:
#3
I had a stint inside for armed robbery and concealing an offensive weapon:)
#4
ooh once got into trouble for staying in a hotel and not paying for it ( i forgot ) they arrested me two days later when i went back to pay calling it gaining services by deception
#5
sky 3 much
#6
strangled 3 koalas and punched a dolphin once(it was asking for it)
#7
got 3 months in prison once

i punched a whale, square in the face
banned#8
once went to a club, posh club , and beat the living daylights out of 5000 punters with a plastic glass, and got away with it ..
banned#9
when i get out of this cell iam gonna get the lot of you!:-D
#10
dog_cop
once went to a club, posh club , and beat the living daylights out of 5000 punters with a plastic glass, and got away with it ..


now your just being silly :-D
banned#11
bitseylango;6163884
now your just being silly :-D

ok it was a glass bottle :thumbsup:
#12
dog_cop
ok it was a glass bottle :thumbsup:


:thumbsup:
banned#13
once battered Mike Tyson with a chip pan
#14
dog_cop
once battered Mike Tyson with a chip pan


thts impressive, i once fought off 3 higly trained ninjas with nothing but 2 elastic bands and 17 first class stamps!!!
#15
micoo
thts impressive, i once fought off 3 higly trained ninjas with nothing but 2 elastic bands and 17 first class stamps!!!


Did you have them licked?
#16
exmouthred
Did you have them licked?


ye man trick was to lick the stamps and then ping them with the band toward the ninjas and cover their eyes :thumbsup: did all tht while dogin all their ninja throwing stars :thumbsu
banned#17
micoo;6163971
ye man trick was to lick the stamps and then ping them with the band toward the ninjas and cover their eyes :thumbsup: did all tht while dogin all their ninja throwing stars :thumbsu

gosh I am impressed .. dont mess with you brah :thumbsup:
#18
dog_cop
gosh I am impressed .. dont mess with you brah :thumbsup:


ye man especially if ive got elastic bands and stamps handy :thumbsup:
banned#19
micoo;6164002
ye man especially if ive got elastic bands and stamps handy :thumbsup:

taking some out on patrol tonight brah.. feel safer now with 1st class stamps and some top quality lacky bands :thumbsup:
#20
I stole a Mars Bar from my local corner shop when I was 13.
#21
dog_cop
taking some out on patrol tonight brah.. feel safer now with 1st class stamps and some top quality lacky bands :thumbsup:


ye man, those ninjas wont know what hit them :thumbsup:

Cos they wont be able to see :lol:
banned#22
micoo;6164021
ye man, those ninjas wont know what hit them :thumbsup:

Cos they wont be able to see :lol:

I am just using a black thick marker pen to cammo them out so they deffo wont see them :thumbsup:
#23
dog_cop
I am just using a black thick marker pen to cammo them out so they deffo wont see them :thumbsup:


thts brilliant :thumbsup: those ninjas are screwed :lol:
#24
I got arrested once when I was playing in the park with my sister.

It was a citizens arrest as the batty old bag thought I was too young to be playing on my own!

She took me to the police station - where the coppers rolled their eyes at her.. meanwhile I got a tour of the nick until my mum come and got me - lol!
#25
I broke into a club's VIP box where Robbie Keane and Aaron Lennon were drinking and pretended to talk to them
#26
hannah19790
I had a stint inside for armed robbery and concealing an offensive weapon:)



I keep trying to conceal my weapon but it just aint happening :w00t:
#27
micoo
got 3 months in prison once

i punched a whale, square in the face


Is that a polite way of putting - GBH on girlfriend :p
#28
then i hit Mike Tyson wih my handbag
#29
renown
I keep trying to conceal my weapon but it just aint happening :w00t:


yh we noticed:whistling:

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