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12.5k to invest...

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7y, 10m agoPosted 7 years, 10 months ago
apart from stocks and real estate (I already have substantial amount there), anyone got any ideas?

thanks.commerce
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7y, 10m agoPosted 7 years, 10 months ago
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#1
In 1st :)
#2
put it back in the monopoly box?
#3
annie lennox says it best

whhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyy
#4
perhaps e-commerce, anyone got any experience in that area?
casparwhite
annie lennox says it best

whhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyy

keeps me busy lol.
#5
magic beans?
banned#6
Buy some friends?
#7
Why would someone with such an excellent business aptitude ask for investment advice on a forum?

TOTAL CLOWN
#8
barky
magic beans?


fools_gold
cheese?


I know your trying to be funny, but I was thinking about renting some land and growing my own crops. I don't know if its profitable though.
teambintip
Why would someone with such an excellent business aptitude ask for investment advice on a forum?

TOTAL CLOWN


hi im only 20, I have 4 years of property experience and 2 years of stockbroking, i would not call it "excellent" but thanks for the compliment
#9
guv
Buy some friends?



he only has 12.5k
[mod]#10
Shares in coffee plantations.
#11
black gerbil1
I know your trying to be funny, but I was thinking about renting some land and growing my own crops. I don't know if its profitable though.


hi im only 20, I have 4 years of property experience and 2 years of stockbroking, i would not call it "excellent" but thanks for the compliment


rent some land in narnia-you clearly live there already so not far to travel.
banned#12
barky
he only has 12.5k


Good point!:thumbsup:

Does $12.5K Zimbawean buy a pack of peanuts these days?
banned#13
barky
rent some land in narnia-you clearly live there already so not far to travel.


BWAHAHAHAHA
#14
fools_gold
i google'd black gerbil and found this on urban dictionary

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=the+jfk

ha ha cracks me up

hahaha epic, WE ON TV?
magicjay1986
Shares in coffee plantations.

whats the vig in that market, do you have any annual reports of businesses who operate in that market, good idea thanks.
#15
you could invest it in FHM ITALY ...oh no wait-it doesnt exist!



what about a half share in an invisible beamer?
#16
with the impending nuclear apocalypse i'd invest it in, guns, oil, tinned food, bottled water and a bolt hole on a remote scottish island.
#17
Oil??
#18
barky
you could invest it in FHM ITALY ...oh no wait-it doesnt exist!



what about a half share in an invisible beamer?

if your not going to be serious then dont bother
ants97
with the impending nuclear apocalypse i'd invest it in, guns, oil, tinned food, bottled water and a bolt hole on a remote scottish island.

12.5k aint really enough to invest in guns and oil unless im buying more shares, good idea though. I want something small to invest in, high risk.

its only 12k so I dont mind if it dont work out
#19
your play money must be very thin,I'm sure my daughters early learning centre till doesnt hold that much
#20
black gerbil1
if your not going to be serious then dont bother

12.5k aint really enough to invest in guns and oil unless im buying more shares, good idea though. I want something small to invest in, high risk.

its only 12k so I dont mind if it dont work out


yeah it'd be a start though and you'll be infinitely more prepared when the nukes start dropping than 99.9% of the population.

and if it doesn't kick off then people will always want guns, oil and water.
#21
black gerbil1

its only 12k so I dont mind if it dont work out


Why lie to yourself? Everyone reading this thread knows definitively that you are a liar.
banned#22
12.5 k, thats like 72 and a half pretend friends
#23
black gerbil1
if your not going to be serious then dont bother

12.5k aint really enough to invest in guns and oil unless im buying more shares, good idea though. I want something small to invest in, high risk.

its only 12k so I dont mind if it dont work out


yep you right-its only 12k -why not just burn it cos its hardly worth the bother.


something small and high risk??-how about your modelling career?

the tips at subway must be good this week eh?
[helper]#24
I can recommend some stocks you might be able to afford - how about oxo, knorr.....
banned#25
twleve and a half pence ahahahahahahaha pocket money tight this month then
#26
dog_cop
twleve and a half pence ahahahahahahaha pocket money tight this month then

Half pence was only around when you were a boy....us youngsters don't know what it is !
banned#27
Lulu'sMammy;4648755
Half pence was only around when you were a boy....us youngsters don't know what it is !

yeah I bet he has raided his dads piggy bank.. another class post by the hamster .. :roll:
#28
fools_gold
i google'd black gerbil and found this on urban dictionary

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=the+jfk

ha ha cracks me up


loooool :thumbsup:
#29
will I receive an infraction if I spam this for lying?
banned#30
black gerbil1
hahaha epic, WE ON TV?

whats the vig in that market, do you have any annual reports of businesses who operate in that market, good idea thanks.


Why am I reminded of this film?

http://www.geocities.com/theactionkingsk/BoilerRoom-DVDcoverart.jpg
#31
ants97
yeah it'd be a start though and you'll be infinitely more prepared when the nukes start dropping than 99.9% of the population.

and if it doesn't kick off then people will always want guns, oil and water.

lool:thumbsup:
teambintip
Why lie to yourself? Everyone reading this thread knows definitively that you are a liar.

yeah a liar looool, i only posted pics of my plasma, 9 watches, £200 camera, £550 clothes etc
banned#32
black gerbil1;4648795
lool:thumbsup:

yeah a liar looool, i only posted pics of my plasma, 9 watches, £200 camera, £550 clothes etc

ah pri mark had a sale on this week :whistling:
#33
Stain remover?
#34
Even if this money was real (it's not, of course), why would people give you good ideas? Go out and do the work, and one day it might work out for you.
#35
black gerbil1
lool:thumbsup:

yeah a liar looool, i only posted pics of my plasma, 9 watches, £200 camera, £550 clothes etc



dangerous fantasist-I find it truly scary that you and the other character with the make believe beamer are actually walking the streets.


that fhm italy magazine come out yet?
[helper]#36
So you have £12k to invest but you can't afford a decent camera to take pictures of your fake watches, fake clothes, fake life....
#37
barky
dangerous fantasist-I find it truly scary that you and the other character with the make believe beamer are actually walking the streets.


that fhm italy magazine come out yet?

it is this month its gonna be MEGA!
gari189
So you have £12k to invest but you can't afford a decent camera to take pictures of your fake watches, fake clothes, fake life....

wow alot of h4te there gazzarooney.

I think im going to invest in a few small business (hairdressers,corner shops etc) what do people think about that?
banned#38
black gerbil1;4648854
it is this month its gonna be MEGA!

wow alot of h4te there gazzarooney.

I think im going to invest in a few small business (hairdressers,corner shops etc) what do people think about that?

yes your going to get a paper round :w00t:
#39
black gerbil1
it is this month its gonna be MEGA!

wow alot of h4te there gazzarooney.

I think im going to invest in a few small business (hairdressers,corner shops etc) what do people think about that?


Yeah, I hear that corner shops and hairdresses are calling out for share based investments from 20 year olds with no experience. Go for it.
#40
pghstochaj
Yeah, I hear that corner shops and hairdresses are calling out for share based investments from 20 year olds with no experience. Go for it.

how much of your day do you spend thinking about me? oh and its "hairdressers" not haird lol

ill start advertising tomorrow!

cant wait

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