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17 Of The Female Rules

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8y, 3m agoPosted 8 years, 3 months ago
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.17 Of The Female Rules
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1) Female makes the rules.

2) Rules are subject to change by the female at any time without prior notification.

3) Male can't possibly know all the rules. Attempts to document the rules are not permitted.

4) If the female suspects that the male may know some or all of the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.

5) Female is never wrong.

6) If the female is wrong, it is because of an egregarious misunderstanding which was the direct result of something the male did, said, did not do, or did not say.

7) Rule 6 is invoked, the male must apologize immediately for having been the cause of the misunderstanding without any clues from the female as to what he did to have caused the misunderstanding. See rule 13.

8) Female may change her mind at any time for any reason or no reason at all.

9) Male is never permitted to change his mind or under circumstances without the express written consent of the female which is given only in cases where the female wanted him to change his mind but gave no indication of that wish. See rules 6, 7, 12, and 13.

10) Female has the right to be angry or upset for any reason, real or imagined, at any time and under any circumstance which in her sole judgement she deems appropriate. The male is not to be given any sign of the root cause of the female's being angry or upset.
The female may, however, give false or misleading reasons to see if the male is paying attention. See rule 13.

11) Male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.

12) No circumstances may the female give the male any clue or indication whether or why she wants him to be angry or upset.

13) Male is expected to read the mind of the female at all times. Failure to do so will result in punishments and penalties imposed at the sole discretion of the female.

14) Female may, at any time and for any reason, resurrect any past incident without regard to temporal or spacial distance, and modify, enlarge, embellish, of wholly reconstruct it in order to demonstrate to the male that he is now or has in the past been wrong, insensitive, pig-headed, dense, deceitful, and/or oafish.

15) Female may use her interpretation of any past occurrence to illustrate the ways in which the male has failed to accord her the consideration, respect, devotion, or material possessions, he has bestowed on other females, domestic pets or barnyard animals, sports teams, automobiles, motorcycles, boats, aircraft, or coworkers. Such illustrations are non-rebuttable.

16) The female is experiencing PMS, Post-PMS, or Pre-PMS, the female is permitted to exhibit any manner of behaviors she wishes without regard to logical consistency or accepted norms of human behavior.

17) Act, deed, word, expression, statement, utterance, thought, opinion, or belief by the male is subject to the sole, subjective interpretation of the female, other external factors not-withstanding. Alibis, excuses, explanations, defenses, reasons, extenuations, or rationalizations will not be entertained. Abject pleas for mercy and forgiveness are acceptable under some circumstances, especially when accompanied by tangible evidence of contrition.
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8y, 3m agoPosted 8 years, 3 months ago
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My mother used to have this framed on top of the TV; used to drive me nuts :x
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tornado5528;2690129
My mother used to have this framed on top of the TV; used to drive me nuts :x

You've got no excuse for not knowing the rules then ! :w00t: :p
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25 years married and now you tell me!:?
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snowtiger
You've got no excuse for not knowing the rules then ! :w00t: :p


But he cant possibly know all the rules, and what would be the point, cos the rules would be changed by any woman. Them's the rules :roll:

In fact as far as any man is concerned these rules are about as pointless as the women that set them, cos if we attempt to learn them (for the benefit of the woman) you will change them, rendering said rules useless (pretty much about the same as the women that stand by such rules as these) :whistling: :w00t:
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Foosball Chum;2690186
But he cant possibly know all the rules, and what would be the point, cos the rules would be changed by any woman. Them's the rules :roll:

In fact as far as any man is concerned these rules are about as pointless as the women that set them, cos if we attempt to learn them (for the benefit of the woman) you will change them, rendering said rules useless (pretty much about the same as the women that stand by such rules as these) :whistling: :w00t:

These are known as the ''On side rules'' bet you get them now !! ? lol :p

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