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20 Things Men Cant Do!

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8y, 4m agoPosted 8 years, 4 months ago
1. Replace the empty roll of toilet paper.
2. Make a bed.
3. Fill and run the dishwasher.
4. Find a matching pair of socks.
5. Go to the grocery without buying junk food.
6. Shop.
7. Clean a bathroom.
8. Throw away an empty milk carton.
9. Go out for *one* drink.
10. Sit still through an entire movie.
11. Watch tv without constantly checking what's on the other channels.
12. Shave without getting hair everywhere.
13. Understand why you don't need to beat up everyone who annoys you.
14. Put dirty clothes in the hamper.
15. Fold clean clothes.
16. Hang up wet towels.
17. Read instructions.
18. Wrap a gift.
19. Get through an entire day without talking about sports or cars.
20. Try to fix something without hitting it first.

Feel free to add a few!
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8y, 4m agoPosted 8 years, 4 months ago
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#1
21. Avoid picking their nose
22. Go without scratching their crotch in public
23. Operate a washing machine with the whites separated from the colours.
24. Sit without the remote control.
#2
Love it!!
25. Put the toilet seat down
26. Clean up after themselves
#3
my husband is well trained:thumbsup:
banned#4
i always replace the bog roll and put it on the right way
#5
I can do all of them :thumbsup::-D
#6
28. Admit when they are wrong.

Have we had that one?
1 Like #7
On point 19!!!
[IMG]http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/3502/dresssk8.png[/IMG]

When a woman wears a little leather dress,
A man's heart beats quicker,
his throat gets dry,
he goes weak at the knees,
and he begins to think irrationally.

-Ever wondered why?
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.....Because she smells like a new car.
#8
29. Tell the difference between a clean pile of clothes to a dirty pile ready for the machine!! (bad- i know!!)
#9
3girls1boy
28. Admit when they are wrong.

Have we had that one?


No and i like!!
#10
my missus has just declared that 'you must be a girl then' cos apart from 11, 18 & 19, I do the rest, she doesn't do the dishwasher or instructions or make our bed....mixed up or what!
#11
There are only 2 things wrong with men - everything they do (or don't do) and everything they say!!
#12
Agent_Silver
my missus has just declared that 'you must be a girl then' cos apart from 11, 18 & 19, I do the rest, she doesn't do the dishwasher or instructions or make our bed....mixed up or what!


ya big girls blouse!!!!! :-D:-D
#13
No 9 is the only one I can't do. :-D
#14
[SIZE="3"][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][COLOR="Blue"]This explains why men and women are different![/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]

Friendship between Women:

A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her
husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called
his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.


Friendship between Men:

A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife
that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her
husband's 10 best friends, eight of whom confirmed that he had slept
over, and two said that he was still there.

:whistling:
#15
:p I think that's a bit harsh, Bits - we're not all like that :p
#16
danby jason
i always replace the bog roll and put it on the right way

[COLOR="DarkRed"]Is there a wrong way????[/COLOR]

Agent_Silver
my missus has just declared that 'you must be a girl then' cos apart from 11, 18 & 19, I do the rest, she doesn't do the dishwasher or instructions or make our bed....mixed up or what!

Jumpingphil
No 9 is the only one I can't do. :-D

[COLOR="darkred"]You are both very special :thumbsup:[/COLOR]
#18
I feel sorry for both of the OPs
#19
I feel violated :(
#20
chesso
[COLOR="darkred"]You are both very special :thumbsup:[/COLOR]



Don't have much choice. Bringing two girls up on my own.




[COLOR="DarkRed"]Is there a wrong way????[/COLOR]


Of course there is, but if I say which way round it should go, I'll only start a huge argument.
Best leave it at that.

:thumbsup:
#21
happy donkey
I can do all of them :thumbsup::-D


LOL very clever, I 'can' do all of those too - I just choose not to...:-D
#22
Titchimp
I feel sorry for both of the OPs


and why would that be then?
#23
robtallica
LOL very clever, I 'can' do all of those too - I just choose not to...:-D


The voice of men everywhere!:)
#24
Jumpingphil
Don't have much choice. Bringing two girls up on my own.

Train them well :thumbsup:

We'll leave the toilet roll discussion for another time then. ;-)
#25
robtallica;2665597
LOL very clever, I 'can' do all of those too - I just choose not to...:-D

I can do them all..

Except not talk about sport..
#26
31. Pick the right woman
32, Understand that PMT can last 3 weeks of a month
33, Realise that reversing into a parking space is NOT an option for a female,
#27
chesso

We'll leave the toilet roll discussion for another time then. ;-)




Would be best.
People could get banned for hanging it the wrong way. Ha Ha
#28
I wonder how this works if your gay ?? :?
#29
Lol yeah I can do all, as I dont have an interest in sports or cars, love to clean and shop, I can make a bed etc.

Just stereotypes lol

Growing up my dad did the cooking and things like making the bed as my mum wasnt that good at doing them, I dont use a dishwasher as I think its just lazy..

I dont put dirty clothes in a hamper but thats because as soon as they are dirty I wash them

Think the list is abouit 50 years out of date for most as most young females today are more ladette than lady.
#30
Can people not take a bloody joke any more? Jeez lighten up :roll:
#31
bitseylango;2665793
Can people not take a bloody joke any more? Jeez lighten up :roll:

Quote of the week.
#32
Train Driver
I find empathy in your post modernist ironic humour bitsey:thumbsup:


stop trying to confuse me with big words! :?
#33
bitseylango
Can people not take a bloody joke any more? Jeez lighten up :roll:



Go bitsey, go !! :thumbsup:
banned#34
Men can't even find the whole room we call the kitchen so there is no chance of them finding a G-spot:whistling:
#35
1. Replace the empty roll of toilet paper. did that today when i tidied up the bathroom
2. Make a bed. did that when i woke up
3. Fill and run the dishwasher. literally just did that
4. Find a matching pair of socks. did that after gettin them off the washing line
5. Go to the grocery without buying junk food. did that today and bought alot of veg! (and some cans of coke)
6. Shop. aha i did that yesterday and bought camping gear
7. Clean a bathroom. did that earlier (see number 1)
8. Throw away an empty milk carton. i do, rinse out with hot water, collapse and put in recycle bin
9. Go out for *one* drink. actually i do only do that, not a big drinker
10. Sit still through an entire movie. i do, and i tell people to shut up
11. Watch tv without constantly checking what's on the other channels. ok i confess, i channel hop during the breaks
12. Shave without getting hair everywhere. everywhere in the sink? which gets washed after use
13. Understand why you don't need to beat up everyone who annoys you. haha. i dont fight, i restrain
14. Put dirty clothes in the hamper. i have 1 less then a meter from me!
15. Fold clean clothes. did that when i took them off the line
16. Hang up wet towels. aha i put mine in the airing cupboard after i showered
17. Read instructions. i read how to put up the tent and how to put together the model f-15 i bought (boredom)
18. Wrap a gift. everyone in family gets me to do the xmas wrapping every year
19. Get through an entire day without talking about sports or cars. hahah i hate sports and cars bore me
20. Try to fix something without hitting it first. i dont hit it 1st, i open it up and scratch my chin!

in summary, HA
banned#36
Ace Hayward
1. Replace the empty roll of toilet paper. did that today when i tidied up the bathroom
2. Make a bed. did that when i woke up
3. Fill and run the dishwasher. literally just did that
4. Find a matching pair of socks. did that after gettin them off the washing line
5. Go to the grocery without buying junk food. did that today and bought alot of veg! (and some cans of coke)
6. Shop. aha i did that yesterday and bought camping gear
7. Clean a bathroom. did that earlier (see number 1)
8. Throw away an empty milk carton. i do, rinse out with hot water, collapse and put in recycle bin
9. Go out for *one* drink. actually i do only do that, not a big drinker
10. Sit still through an entire movie. i do, and i tell people to shut up
11. Watch tv without constantly checking what's on the other channels. ok i confess, i channel hop during the breaks
12. Shave without getting hair everywhere. everywhere in the sink? which gets washed after use
13. Understand why you don't need to beat up everyone who annoys you. haha. i dont fight, i restrain
14. Put dirty clothes in the hamper. i have 1 less then a meter from me!
15. Fold clean clothes. did that when i took them off the line
16. Hang up wet towels. aha i put mine in the airing cupboard after i showered
17. Read instructions. i read how to put up the tent and how to put together the model f-15 i bought (boredom)
18. Wrap a gift. everyone in family gets me to do the xmas wrapping every year
19. Get through an entire day without talking about sports or cars. hahah i hate sports and cars bore me
20. Try to fix something without hitting it first. i dont hit it 1st, i open it up and scratch my chin!

in summary, HA



Were you playing that virtual perfect man game on the pc again:whistling:
banned#37
Train Driver
G.......what:thinking:


Unless its a g-string you are not interested:p
#38
Prissymiss
Men can't even find the whole room we call the kitchen so there is no chance of them finding a G-spot:whistling:


ooops careful Priss, or some "new-man" will post exactly where it is, how he found it and how good he is at it! :roll:
banned#39
bitseylango
ooops careful Priss, or some "new-man" will post exactly where it is, how he found it and how good he is at it! :roll:


I need proof though:whistling:
banned#40
Train Driver
Ahhhh...... Beethoven, now there's a composser:-D


You want a bit of air on that too.
:whistling:

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