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20 years of marriage-joke of the day

skusey Avatar
8y, 9m agoPosted 8 years, 9 months ago
After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when
the missus felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite
some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then
began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her
shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping
just over her lower stomach.



He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past
the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over
her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her inner
thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in
the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and
became silent.



As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving
voice, "That was wonderful. Why did you stop?"



He said, "I found the remote".
skusey Avatar
8y, 9m agoPosted 8 years, 9 months ago
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#1
that joke also works with "after 5 years of marriage"
1 Like #2
Not just me then:?
#3
Great that was funny!!
#4
lol thanks!!
#5
TOOLULA
Great that was funny!!


Thank you, you are too kind
#6
Lol Very Funny
#7
Hehehe
banned#8
surfer90;1850774
that joke also works with "after 5 years of marriage"


"After 4 minutes of marriage"
#9
You're getting better skusey!
#10
LOL, like that 1. :p
#11
:-D:-D
#12
loll .
banned#13
Excellent! So true!:oops:
#14
how graphic!
#15
very funny-partner laughed too (wonder why?)
#16
Tee Hee

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