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£200 for a quickie.....

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6y, 9m agoPosted 6 years, 9 months ago
Eddie desperately wanted this really cute, really hot girl in his office.... but she was dating someone else. One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give you £100 if you let me have sex with you..."

The girl looked at him, then said, "NO."

Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend. So she called him and explained the situation.

Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for £200, pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down." She agreed and accepts the proposal.

Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.

Still breathing hard, she managed to reply.........


"The prat had it in 50p's!"
jtx Avatar
6y, 9m agoPosted 6 years, 9 months ago
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#1
ha ha
#2
funny
#3
Funny
#4
lol nice 1
#5
not bad
#6
1p's would have been better lol
#7
:giggle: like it.
#8
:lol:
#9
Ahhhh ... the romance of Valentine's Day :-D
#10
lol brilliant
banned#11
Good one
#12
nice one
#13
brilliant!
#14
lmfao :thumbsup:
#15
Thats funny lol

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