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3 items to freak out the checkout assistant

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Anyone know how to find a post from quite some time ago? It was a very funny post about what 3 items to purchase to freak out the checkout operator. It might have been up to two years ago. Can you … Read More
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[helper] 8y, 1w agoPosted 8 years, 1 week ago
Anyone know how to find a post from quite some time ago? It was a very funny post about what 3 items to purchase to freak out the checkout operator. It might have been up to two years ago. Can you go this far back? Thank you for anyone who can help.
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[helper] 8y, 1w agoPosted 8 years, 1 week ago
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#1
condoms, rope and a lighter
#2
They are my 3 items
#3
Can you remember what the items were?
#4
condoms , ky jelly and gay life magazine


although was probably condoms, squirty cream and ky jelly
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jah128
Can you remember what the items were?


Not offhand. Loads of people posted giving their three items. Will try to remember some.
1 Like #7
There this, don't think its the one though...
[helper]#8


Thank you. That is the one. H&R.
#9
LJM
Thank you. That is the one. H&R.


thanks. glad i could help.
#10
Balaclava, Knife, Duck Tape... :w00t:
#11
Saw, spade and bin liners
#12
I know! I know!

Dynamite, a box of hand grenades and a machine-gun!

:thinking: No wait .... they don't sell those items at Tesco, do they?

Back to the drawing-board.
#13
Rope, alcohol, and siccors
#14
DIVA1977
condoms , ky jelly and gay life magazine


although was probably condoms, squirty cream and ky jelly

Dont forget to go to a bloke cashier and wink at him ;-)

Shambolic
Balaclava, Knife, Duck Tape... :w00t:

I like it...

kemo
Saw, spade and bin liners

I doubt most the idiot cashiers would even look twice though...

Liddle ol' me
I know! I know!

Dynamite, a box of hand grenades and a machine-gun!

:thinking: No wait .... they don't sell those items at Tesco, do they?

Back to the drawing-board.

If they do sell them what tesco you been shopping at? :w00t:

ill go for:
Camera
Rope
Blindfold
(could be kinky or dangerous...or kinkly dangerous!)
#15
rope
a shovel
a bag of lhyme

:thumbsup::roll:
#16
cucumber ky jelly french maids uniform
GONE SHOPPIN BRB!
#17
duct tape gasoline rope
#18
razors, packs of paracetamol and a bottle of water
#19
hacksaw, alcohol painkillers
#20
Lube, torch and turkey baster :w00t:
#21
Rope, Stationary Set, Stool !!!
#22
chicken dippers, chips, cola
#23
Wyke Farms TNT Cheddar Cheese used to be produced to look like sticks of dynamite until they rebranded it. So, 10 or so packs of cheese...
http://content.expressen.se/blog/64/98/60/grovsnus/images/dynamite.jpghttp://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/watchdog/blog/alarm-clock-400.jpghttp://blog.tmcnet.com/blog/tom-keating/images/duct-tape-roll.jpg
Now it looks like this: http://www.wykefarms.com/ul/images/our_range_tnt.jpg
#24
colgate, party rings, freshly squeezed orange juice
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massmail666
2 litres of Diet Coke
1 Pack of Mento's
Camera
:)




haha :thumbsup:

repped
#26
Large Galaxy Bar, Exlax, Anusol !!!
#27
steve bould's autobiography - belgium buns - 1 x mackrel
#28
pregnacy test kit, rubber gloves and can of lager

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