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3 Wishes

strike Avatar
8y, 8m agoPosted 8 years, 8 months ago
A Woman was out golfing one
day when she hit the ball into the woods.



She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.



The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three
wishes.'



The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to
mention that there was a condition to your wishes.



Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'



The woman said, 'That's okay.'



For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.



The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband
the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.



The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and
he will have eyes only for me.'



So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!



For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.



The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he
will be ten times richer than you.'



The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is
mine.'



So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!



The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild
heart attack.'



Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.



Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here
and continue feeling good.



Male readers :
Please scroll down.



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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.



Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really
smart.





Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.


PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that
women never listen...now run along and put the kettle on, there's a love.
strike Avatar
8y, 8m agoPosted 8 years, 8 months ago
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#1
OOOoooooooooo..................I'm lost for words!!! (for now!) :p
#2
LOL ! Perhaps I shouldn't but I think this is really funny :)

Nicely posted OP, thanks !
#3
suze
OOOoooooooooo..................I'm lost for words!!! (for now!) :p


There's a first, post some more OP !!! (smile suze)
#4
Extremely funny. :lol::lol:
Have this special drink I have brewed for you, light of my life.
#5
"They say a woman's work is never done, maybe that's why they get paid less." Sean Lock
#6
suze
OOOoooooooooo..................I'm lost for words!!! (for now!) :p


Not possible!!
#7
Made me laugh out loud for the first time today
Well done: w00t:
#8
Hey, Hottoshop & Chesso - just what are you two trying to say?!?!

If you keep this up, you know what will happen.............. ;-)
#9
made me smile....not showing my missus though...not that brave (or stupid)
#10
suze
Hey, Hottoshop & Chesso - just what are you two trying to say?!?!

If you keep this up, you know what will happen.............. ;-)


I was stalking you tonight but now I'm not ! .............................................runs off to avoid cold steps :w00t:
#11
Agent_Silver
made me smile....not showing my missus though...not that brave (or stupid)


Chicken !!!

Dare ya !
#12
hottoshop
I was stalking you tonight but now I'm not ! .............................................runs off to avoid cold steps :w00t:


He, he he!

It works everytime!!!! :p
#13
thanks, i'l get some more only in moderation though
#14
suze
Hey, Hottoshop & Chesso - just what are you two trying to say?!?!

If you keep this up, you know what will happen.............. ;-)


He has run off hasn't he?
It was him. He made me do it.
I'm sorry.
#15
Hey strike here's one for you that I posted to cheer our sassie up once. Apologies if you've seen it but nice to have all jokes in this genre together lol !

I'm actually rubbish at jokes but years ago a friend of mine went through a situation which had a funny side to it.
I'll try and relay it to you.

Basically what happened was that he had gone through childhood and adolescence very badly, been bullied at school blah, blah blah and was very very unhappy.
The reasons were obvious really but maybe not to him so much because he knew no different. Bottom line was he was extremely effeminate and a terrible worrier also. His mother had always wanted a little girl and as such had imprinted herself greatly on his personality.
Roll on 9 years and we had both left school, lost touch and I was leading my own life away from my home
town. I received an invite through my mother to a school reunion and decided to go just for the hell of it. I guess I also hoped to bump into my old mate Peter.
Anyway the night went quite well but there was no sign of my old mate. I was about to go when I was approached by a very attractive woman who I couldn't place from school but did seem vaguely familiar. Her name tag identified her only as Petra but that didn't ring any bells.

You've probably guessed by now what happened next and of course you are right, after introducing herself she really couldn't hold back any longer and confessed that she was indeed the former Peter and was so sorry she hadn't contacted me to explain and would I forgive her and everything else.
You can imagine just how shocked I was and after recovering with a few double vodkas we sat down and she explained all the ins and outs.

Apparently it had been a long hard and painful process but now she was extremely happy. At one stage when Petra was still Peter it had looked like the actual operation would never take place because of the psychological screening. I asked her what had happened and she said that one of the consultants on the panel had asked some very awkward questions that she had found it very difficult to answer.
Well being a nosey so and so I asked if she would tell me what they were and what happened and it went like this:
Consultant. Peter, we have had the results back from your psychoanalysis interview and although you answered all of the questions the interviewer was extremely concerned as they thought you had become very defensive and stressed. Would you mind explaining ?

Peter. Well to be honest I was rather concerned with part of the operation procedure.

Consultant. Well Peter we will never allow the operation to go ahead unless you are 100% clear and happy about what will happen. You must tell us what your fears are.

Peter. It's difficult for me.

Consultant. Would it be the process of having your manhood amputated ?

Peter. No I'm fine with that.

Consultant. Ok, well it it the breast implants ?

Peter. Oh no I can't wait for that !

Consultant. Peter I really have to push you otherwise we can't progress. Would it be the process of implanting a womans "bits" (censored for forum) down there ?

Peter. No, no honestly that's fine. The problem I have is actually the process of having my mouth widened and my brain shrunk.............................
#16
chesso
He has run off hasn't he?
It was him. He made me do it.
I'm sorry.


That's no excuse, you should know better!! I'll let you off this time! :whistling:

Just wait until he comes back!
#17
loved the joke, nice one
#18
suze
That's no excuse, you should know better!! I'll let you off this time! :whistling:

Just wait until he comes back!

He is back and look what he's done.
#19
chesso
He is back and look what he's done.


Stop telling tales you :p
#20
Right!

That's it............your both as bad as each other!!! :p
#21
:oops:
#22
now that's a funny joke!

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