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3rd degree burns on my Schlong

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Got it caught in the grill at work Both sides are cooked medium rare Out of action for a few days Should i go see a doctor?
dean3988 Avatar
8y, 2d agoPosted 8 years, 2 days ago
Got it caught in the grill at work

Both sides are cooked medium rare

Out of action for a few days

Should i go see a doctor?
dean3988 Avatar
8y, 2d agoPosted 8 years, 2 days ago
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#1
Think you should slap a bun on it with a bit of ketchup and go pop that cherry :P
#2
all 3"?
#3
Stealing Bigs joke...
#4
why did ya have it out :thinking:
#5
owlass
why did ya have it out :thinking:


*resisting the Big Mac "special sauce" gag* . . . . . .
banned#6
owlass
why did ya have it out :thinking:


lol i swear. every post of yours makes me crack a smile...

and yah deano why was it out
1 Like #7
McDonalds NEW Promotion Meal

Mcdonalds today released a new promotional meal, the finest in grilled cock(rel) meat.

Dean make sure you dress yours correctly

Seeded Crown
Secret Promo Sauce
Batavia Lettuce
Cock(rel) Patty
Seeded Heel

Warning: Both the bun and Patty may contain Nuts.
#8
DangerGod
lol i swear. every post of yours makes me crack a smile...

and yah deano why was it out


Sometimes we run out of Chicken Legend Mayo.

Now you know why it seems to only be men employed in kitchen. :whistling:
#9
Bigpoppaad
Sometimes we run out of Chicken Legend Mayo.

Now you know why it seems to only be men employed in kitchen. :whistling:


HAHAHAHa omg i wish i had unlimited rep!! we'd be having an orgy lmao
#10
dean3988
HAHAHAHa omg i wish i had unlimited rep!! we'd be having an orgy lmao


Shame were not at the same resturant.
#11
Bigpoppaad
McDonalds NEW Promotion Meal

Mcdonalds today released a new promotional meal, the finest in grilled cock(rel) meat.

Dean make sure you dress yours correctly

Seeded Crown
Secret Promo Sauce
Batavia Lettuce
Cock(rel) Patty
Seeded Heel

Warning: Both the bun and Patty may contain Nuts.


only 1% meat
#12
ding
only 1% meat


Depends whose working the shift. If you want lots of meat, probs best to stay away from Dean's shifts. :w00t:
banned#13
ding
only 1% meat


loool
#14
didnt realise md's was doing a new line in grilled prawn
#15
owlass
why did ya have it out :thinking:


Burgers dont dress emselves ya know!
#16
ding
didnt realise md's was doing a new line in grilled prawn

Were not, I think your getting confused with the new Plankton range.
#17
you are supposed to use a spatula to flip the burgers you know!
#18
[QUOTE=dean3988]Burgers dont dress emselves ya know![/QUOTE

Ahem.. My joke dean.
#19
fireheaven
you are supposed to use a spatula to flip the burgers you know!


I use a spatula and some tongs. =D
#20
Bigpoppaad
Were not, I think your getting confused with the new Plankton range.


i was meaning it was the size os a prawn
#21
ding
i was meaning it was the size os a prawn


And i was meaning its the size of plankton.
#22
Bigpoppaad
And i was meaning its the size of plankton.


let you off, its been a long day
#23
Bigpoppaad
I use a spatula and some tongs. =D


:giggle: I am sure you do
#24
Could you change the title of this thread, it's misleading. To be classed as a "Schlong", said member has to be 3"+
1 Like #25
thesaint
Could you change the title of this thread, it's misleading. To be classed as a "Schlong", said member has to be 3"+


So what do you call under 3" - a schshort?
#26
fireheaven
So what do you call under 3" - a schshort?


Close, Pronounced

Shh-lawt
#27
Bigpoppaad
Close, Pronounced

Shh-lawt


Ahh that's it - lucky I have never had to say it before :roll:
banned#28
thesaint
Could you change the title of this thread, it's misleading. To be classed as a "Schlong", said member has to be 3"+


Wow.... This is a new low.

Stalking in toilets with a tape measure!!!
#29
LMAO at this thread - love it :p
#30
thesaint;4720641
Could you change the title of this thread, it's misleading. To be classed as a "Schlong", said member has to be < 3"


talking from experience there? :)
#31
hahahaha...what were you trying to do at work and I'm sure you could of found nicer places to stick "it" in. :giggle:

I've heard of some of the funniest stories how guys have had third degree burns having sex with a microwaved melon but now I can add "used tongs to keep it steady, while flipping burgers at work with something that can never be used again" :giggle:
#32
I find this thread quite disturbing http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/konfus/a038.gif
#33
We were going to maccy d's for tea and now......















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