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DarkEnergy2012 Avatar
2y, 1m agoPosted 2 years, 1 month ago
Give me your deer hunting sob stories & i'll pick someone tomorrow for this life changing prize :-)

Remember to have trading switched on so i can see if you've already got 20+ like Hank
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2y, 1m agoPosted 2 years, 1 month ago
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I was so engossed in hunting for deer today at work that I hadn't noticed my boss watching over my shoulder. I was instantly dismissed and because I was home early I caught my wife in bed with my neighbour. I set about my neighbour but unfortunately for me I forgot that he is a world champion karate expert and he gave me a good kicking. I am currently writing this from my hospital bed whilst waiting for my 18 stone Lithuanian male nurse to give me a bed bath.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQXSUrPd0zyDojUdYu6qv0dsPji5HaNTLOjvcAss0MoiT94oQwS

Edited By: gerrymig on Dec 12, 2014 12:11: .

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#1
Someone has 20 plus flamedeers?
#2
20 ! that's serious - and successful hunting -think I've got 6 :(

Edited By: rogparki on Dec 11, 2014 21:48
#3
20plus ?! I've got 5 I think at the most

Edited By: uglybeautyqueen on Dec 11, 2014 21:49
3 Likes #4
http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdzctjNYVC1qbhmovo14_r1_400.gif

I think that just about sums it up, only found three whites so far :(
1 Like #5
I've been here solidly for about 3 weeks and I've only caught 3 stupid deer (it might be 4, don't quote me). The kids saw one and ignored it... And your £5 voucher would make a great chrimbo present for the wife.

That said, I won your llama comp, so don't count this as an entry. I just want pity.
2 Likes #6
22 right now...the guy's a machine X)
http://cdn.screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/terminator-reboot-genesis-images.jpg
1 Like #7
miikeyblue
I've been here solidly for about 3 weeks and I've only caught 3 stupid deer (it might be 4, don't quote me). The kids saw one and ignored it... And your £5 voucher would make a great chrimbo present for the wife.

That said, I won your llama comp, so don't count this as an entry. I just want pity.
Have some pity Mikey <3
#8
http://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/adult-xmas-reindeer-hat-5-14-free-uk-delivery-sold-accessory-shop-amazon-2078629


Please donate any winnings to a childrens hospital of your choice, thanks.
#9
I'm the guy that almost wins
#10
rogparki
miikeyblue
I've been here solidly for about 3 weeks and I've only caught 3 stupid deer (it might be 4, don't quote me). The kids saw one and ignored it... And your £5 voucher would make a great chrimbo present for the wife.
That said, I won your llama comp, so don't count this as an entry. I just want pity.
Have some pity Mikey <3

You're too kind.
3 Likes #11
miikeyblue
rogparki
miikeyblue
I've been here solidly for about 3 weeks and I've only caught 3 stupid deer (it might be 4, don't quote me). The kids saw one and ignored it... And your £5 voucher would make a great chrimbo present for the wife.
That said, I won your llama comp, so don't count this as an entry. I just want pity.
Have some pity Mikey <3

You're too kind.
Haven't got an I Tunes voucher but I've got a copy of "Des OConnor's greatest Yuletide Hits" you can have - got it free with the Mail on Sunday a few years back - Must be a collectors piece by now :)
#12
rogparki
miikeyblue
rogparki
miikeyblue
I've been here solidly for about 3 weeks and I've only caught 3 stupid deer (it might be 4, don't quote me). The kids saw one and ignored it... And your £5 voucher would make a great chrimbo present for the wife.
That said, I won your llama comp, so don't count this as an entry. I just want pity.
Have some pity Mikey <3
You're too kind.
Haven't got an I Tunes voucher but I've got a copy of "Des OConnor's greatest Yuletide Hits" you can have - got it free with the Mail on Sunday a few years back - Must be a collectors piece by now :)

You know what? Things aren't that bad after all.
#13
Hooked99
I'm the guy that almost wins

I win. I always win.

Did I ever tell you that I once won an online Grand National sweep-stake on some random website that I found? :D
#14
miikeyblue
rogparki
miikeyblue
rogparki
miikeyblue
I've been here solidly for about 3 weeks and I've only caught 3 stupid deer (it might be 4, don't quote me). The kids saw one and ignored it... And your £5 voucher would make a great chrimbo present for the wife.
That said, I won your llama comp, so don't count this as an entry. I just want pity.
Have some pity Mikey <3
You're too kind.
Haven't got an I Tunes voucher but I've got a copy of "Des OConnor's greatest Yuletide Hits" you can have - got it free with the Mail on Sunday a few years back - Must be a collectors piece by now :)

You know what? Things aren't that bad after all.
Could be the Bachelors (_;)
#15
NEtech
Hooked99
I'm the guy that almost wins
I win. I always win.
Did I ever tell you that I once won an online Grand National sweep-stake on some random website that I found? :D

Awesome. Good work!
#16
I couldn't win a bum kicking contest in a one legged club .
#17
miikeyblue
NEtech
Hooked99
I'm the guy that almost wins
I win. I always win.
Did I ever tell you that I once won an online Grand National sweep-stake on some random website that I found? :D

Awesome. Good work!

Thanks mate, I will point you to it next April and you can join in the fun. :)
#18
I wish I could see what a flame deer looks like,im on here more than I watch tv.
This is my first whole year on HotukDeals and spent a lot of money on cool stuff.I guess ☺£5.00 should before someone who hasn't found anything.
2 Likes #19
how dare you try to upstage my comp oO i'll have to add in a Black Lace Greatest Hits cassette now :|
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Bdzo_vm43Zw/hqdefault.jpg

rogparki
Haven't got an I Tunes voucher but I've got a copy of "Des OConnor's greatest Yuletide Hits" you can have - got it free with the Mail on Sunday a few years back - Must be a collectors piece by now :)
#20
DarkEnergy2012
how dare you try to upstage my comp oO i'll have to add in a Black Lace Greatest Hits cassette now :|
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Bdzo_vm43Zw/hqdefault.jpg

rogparki
Haven't got an I Tunes voucher but I've got a copy of "Des OConnor's greatest Yuletide Hits" you can have - got it free with the Mail on Sunday a few years back - Must be a collectors piece by now :)
Ouch ! That's taking audio cruelty too far oO
2 Likes #21
I am well (slight sore throat), I have a great son (now 10), amazing parents, a kind hearted (if slightly judgemental) older sister and a nice brother-in-law. I am solvent, doing a job I genuinely love. I have 3 white and 3 silver flamedeers. I won't win either here or in the hunt, but I know how fortunate I am.
2 Likes #22
I live near miikeyblue......is that bad enough??
#23
no fella in your life at the moment Hen?
http://cutecaptions.com/images/this-face-always-makes-me-smile/well-hello-there.jpg
X)

Henvig
I am well (slight sore throat), I have a great son (now 10), amazing parents, a kind hearted (if slightly judgemental) older sister and a nice brother-in-law. I am solvent, doing a job I genuinely love. I have 3 white and 3 silver flamedeers. I won't win either here or in the hunt, but I know how fortunate I am.
2 Likes #24
It's really nice that people are so giving and generous on here. Kind of you Darkenergy :)
I have 2 silver so so far it's going ok for me but I know I won't win anything!x
2 Likes #25
DarkEnergy2012
no fella in your life at the moment Hen?
http://cutecaptions.com/images/this-face-always-makes-me-smile/well-hello-there.jpg
X)

Henvig
I am well (slight sore throat), I have a great son (now 10), amazing parents, a kind hearted (if slightly judgemental) older sister and a nice brother-in-law. I am solvent, doing a job I genuinely love. I have 3 white and 3 silver flamedeers. I won't win either here or in the hunt, but I know how fortunate I am.
I think I am too straight forward. I don't play the pointless psychological games that seem to be required for a relationship. If it's broken, I fix it, replace it or live without it. If I want it I buy it with my own hard earned money. If asked for a view, I offer it. If not, I don't.
1 Like #26
ive been on here all bloody day and not one, i have 2 so far.
1 Like #27
Henvig
I am well (slight sore throat), I have a great son (now 10), amazing parents, a kind hearted (if slightly judgemental) older sister and a nice brother-in-law. I am solvent, doing a job I genuinely love. I have 3 white and 3 silver flamedeers. I won't win either here or in the hunt, but I know how fortunate I am.

Well done you for that realisation, i think many of us take for granted the good times and hindsight is wonderful when there is times of worry.
2 Likes #28
you can chomp right off :p nicked my dream prize :(

haritori
ive been on here all bloody day and not one, i have 2 so far.
1 Like #29
DarkEnergy2012
you can chomp right off :p nicked my dream prize :(
haritori
ive been on here all bloody day and not one, i have 2 so far.

I was considering using a multi for this one! ;)
14 Likes #30
I was so engossed in hunting for deer today at work that I hadn't noticed my boss watching over my shoulder. I was instantly dismissed and because I was home early I caught my wife in bed with my neighbour. I set about my neighbour but unfortunately for me I forgot that he is a world champion karate expert and he gave me a good kicking. I am currently writing this from my hospital bed whilst waiting for my 18 stone Lithuanian male nurse to give me a bed bath.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQXSUrPd0zyDojUdYu6qv0dsPji5HaNTLOjvcAss0MoiT94oQwS

Edited By: gerrymig on Dec 12, 2014 12:11: .
2 Likes #31
bunny_boiler
I live near miikeyblue......is that bad enough??
Depends whether he drinks in your local? - The bright side is he might bring the Des OConnor CD down on Xmas day to add a touch of festivity :)
2 Likes #32
gerrymig
I was so engossed in hunting for deer today at work that I hadn't noticed my boss watching over my shoulder. I was instantly dismissed and because I was home early I caught my wife in bed with my neighbour. I set about my neighbour but unfortunately for me I forgot that he is a world champion karate expert and he gave me a good kicking. I am currently writing this from my hospital bed whilst waiting for my 18 stone Lithuanian male nurse to give me a bed bath.

Wow sorry to hear that, i'm gonna nip round to keep your wife company.

One less thing for you to worry about.
1 Like #33
Don't want a stupid Itones voucher :p
http://i.imgur.com/ZkwRgrm.gif?1
#34
I am completely addicted to flamedeers and this weekend I am going to my boyfriends mum's for early xmas. They don't have wifi. I'm gonna get the shakes.
#35
transit
gerrymig
I was so engossed in hunting for deer today at work that I hadn't noticed my boss watching over my shoulder. I was instantly dismissed and because I was home early I caught my wife in bed with my neighbour. I set about my neighbour but unfortunately for me I forgot that he is a world champion karate expert and he gave me a good kicking. I am currently writing this from my hospital bed whilst waiting for my 18 stone Lithuanian male nurse to give me a bed bath.
Wow sorry to hear that, i'm gonna nip round to keep your wife company.
One less thing for you to worry about.

Be my guest but watch out for the neighbour, I think I wore him down quite a bit by the time he'd finished beating me but I suspect that he's got his second wind now.
1 Like #36
gerrymig
transit
gerrymig
I was so engossed in hunting for deer today at work that I hadn't noticed my boss watching over my shoulder. I was instantly dismissed and because I was home early I caught my wife in bed with my neighbour. I set about my neighbour but unfortunately for me I forgot that he is a world champion karate expert and he gave me a good kicking. I am currently writing this from my hospital bed whilst waiting for my 18 stone Lithuanian male nurse to give me a bed bath.
Wow sorry to hear that, i'm gonna nip round to keep your wife company.
One less thing for you to worry about.

Be my guest but watch out for the neighbour, I think I wore him down quite a bit by the time he'd finished beating me but I suspect that he's got his second wind now.

Got some practice in.....

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1626048/karate-funny-2-o.gif
1 Like #37
transit
gerrymig
transit
gerrymig
I was so engossed in hunting for deer today at work that I hadn't noticed my boss watching over my shoulder. I was instantly dismissed and because I was home early I caught my wife in bed with my neighbour. I set about my neighbour but unfortunately for me I forgot that he is a world champion karate expert and he gave me a good kicking. I am currently writing this from my hospital bed whilst waiting for my 18 stone Lithuanian male nurse to give me a bed bath.
Wow sorry to hear that, i'm gonna nip round to keep your wife company.
One less thing for you to worry about.
Be my guest but watch out for the neighbour, I think I wore him down quite a bit by the time he'd finished beating me but I suspect that he's got his second wind now.
Got some practice in.....http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1626048/karate-funny-2-o.gif

I will ........Once I'm off traction and have my cast off
#38
Let me have a chance to win £5
2 Likes #39
I was crying real tears for gerrymig that i didnt see a flamedeer pop up and missed the chance to catch it. :(:(:(
#40
I've been on here a whole 20 mins and still not seen anything :I I've only got 9 or 10, not sure can't remember.

Oh btw would anyone like my white candycane in exchange for any I dont have?

thank you

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