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A bridge over troubled water .................

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A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, 'Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in…
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8y, 9m agoPosted 8 years, 9 months ago
A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when

suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the

Lord said, 'Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways,

I will grant you one wish.'



The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can

ride over anytime I want.'



The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous

challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to

reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would

require! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources.



To justify your desire for worldly things, take a little more time

and try to think of something that could possibly help mankind.'



The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord,

I wish that I and all men could understand our wives; I want to know

how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the

silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says

nothing's wrong and how I can make a woman truly happy' .



The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?
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8y, 9m agoPosted 8 years, 9 months ago
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Lol i Like it! Wait to see if you get any stick!
#2
U met my missus then!!!!

:-D

Cheers
#3
good one , snowtiger :thumbsup:
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