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A Christmas cracker

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7y, 1m agoPosted 7 years, 1 month ago
Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were an
English guy, a Scottish bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young
blonde Swiss girl with large breasts.

The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the English guy has a bright
red, hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.

The old lady thinks:
The English guy must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped
his cheek.

The blonde Swiss girl thinks:
That English guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and
fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek..

The English guy thinks:
That Scottish bloke must have groped the blonde in the dark, she tried
to slap him but missed and got me instead.

And the Scottish guy thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack that English cu*t
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7y, 1m agoPosted 7 years, 1 month ago

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lol class
Lol, good one!

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