A bloke is out walking his dog and he sees a fit blonde girl on the cliff edge.
''What are you up to? Are you going to jump?''
''Yeah'', she replied.
''Oh dear, before you jump, you couldn't give me a BJ could you?"
She gives him the best BJ he has ever had.....''I cant believe it, you have a great talent, why would you want to kill yourself?''
''I know, but my parents just cant accept me dressing up as a girl''.