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A few Jimmy Carr Quotes for a friday .......

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A dog is for life not just for Christmas, so be careful at the next office Christmas party. The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly I sa…
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7y, 8m agoPosted 7 years, 8 months ago
A dog is for life not just for Christmas, so be careful at the next office Christmas party.

The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly

I said to my girlfriend, you shouldn't eat before you swim. She said, "why not"? I said, you look fat.

When I was a kid, I used to have an imaginary friend. I thought he went everywhere with me. I could talk to him and he could hear me, and he could grant me wishes and stuff too. But then I grew up, and stopped going to church.
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7y, 8m agoPosted 7 years, 8 months ago
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#1
I don't know why people think he's so funny. He's a one-liner generator. Compare him with Dara O'Briein who's intelligence shines through his act.
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Afterburner
I don't know why people think he's so funny. He's a one-liner generator. Compare him with Dara O'Briein who's intelligence shines through his act.


People think he's funny, because he's funny. He packs a lot of jokes into his act and you have to admire his respect for the form and his hard work.

Nothing wrong with one liners either. There's always a place for storytellers like Carlin, Hicks and Connelly but sometimes you need a quick burst of Carr, Hedberg or Wright.
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FilthAndFurry
People think he's funny, because he's funny. He packs a lot of jokes into his act and you have to admire his respect for the form and his hard work.

Nothing wrong with one liners either. There's always a place for storytellers like Carlin, Hicks and Connelly but sometimes you need a quick burst of Carr, Hedberg or Wright.


or bernard manning...




...(waits for reaction) :evil:
#4
Afterburner
I don't know why people think he's so funny. He's a one-liner generator


smithyp1
[SIZE="4"]When I was a kid, I used to have an imaginary friend.[/SIZE]
[SIZE="5"] I thought he went everywhere with me.[/SIZE]
[SIZE="6"] I could talk to him and he could hear me, and he could grant me wishes and stuff too. [/SIZE]
[SIZE="7"]But then I grew up, and stopped going to church.[/SIZE]


:whistling::thumbsup:
#5
Point 2 might be true. I watched some porn a few days ago in which a 70 or 80 year old homeless man had sex with a rather fine young Japanese lady, and he seemed to have rise just fine.
#6
Similar to Tommy Cooper of old.
#7
££ JASE ££;5473176
or bernard manning...




...(waits for reaction) :evil:


Bet he was linked to the BNP in a very tenuous way :whistling:
#8
joke book-tastic

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