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A few short sunday jokes

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Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend to death. Wife says, If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends . ********** What is the definition of … Read More
iliko Avatar
8y, 11m agoPosted 8 years, 11 months ago
Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend to death.
Wife says, If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends .

**********

What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress

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Husband asks , Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
Without Information Fighting Everytime
Wife replies, No, It means ,
With Idiot For Ever !!!

**********

Three Feelings:
Whats the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.

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Teacher: u know the importance of period?
Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.

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Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are yours???
No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints .

**********

Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential.
Dad says, you are my son, Im confident. Your friend is also my son, thats confidential!

**********
iliko Avatar
8y, 11m agoPosted 8 years, 11 months ago
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#1
v good :thumbsup:
#2
like em!:thumbsup:
#3
WIFE
W ashing
I roning
F ***ing
E tc


*** = art obviously
#4
harlzter
WIFE
W ashing
I roning
F ***ing
E tc


*** = art obviously


Nice and more realistic one!

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