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~~ A HUKD Novel ~~ (In 5 word contributions)

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We write a novel. Each person adds 5 words (per post) to the ongoing narrative. To avoid overlap and confusion, you should add your words to the story (i.e. post it all) Contribute as many… Read More
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8y, 4m agoPosted 8 years, 4 months ago
We write a novel.

Each person adds 5 words (per post) to the ongoing narrative.

To avoid overlap and confusion, you should add your words to the story (i.e. post it all)

Contribute as many times as you want but obviously not directly after yourself.

When the thread dies away, I will add the contributions together and post the complete novel - adding a conclusion if necessary.
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There once was a woman
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There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses
#3
There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a
#4
There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed.
#5
There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and
#6
There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish
#7
There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a
#8
blackpeppa
There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a


very very red large nose
#9
There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a very very red large nose and a phobia to fish
#10
There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish.
#11
JayBird
There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish.

He asked her why she
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There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty
#13
There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean
#14
There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean, but then Will Smith appeared!
#15
There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean, but then Will Smith appeared!

Now this is a story,
#16
There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean, but then Will Smith appeared!

Now this is a story that could end in tears
#17
There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean, but then Will Smith appeared!

Now this is a story that could end in tears, but then again, maybe not.
#18
Liddle ol' me
There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean, but then Will Smith appeared!

Now this is a story that could end in tears, but then again, maybe not.


The next morning she got
#19
There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean, but then Will Smith appeared!

Now this is a story that could end in tears, but then again, maybe not.

The next morning she got a very loud knock on
#20
There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean, but then Will Smith appeared!

Now this is a story that could end in tears, but then again, maybe not.

The next morning she got a very loud knock on her sexy hot big round
#21
Danny_d
There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean, but then Will Smith appeared!

Now this is a story that could end in tears, but then again, maybe not.

The next morning she got a very loud knock on her sexy hot big round


assmester. This is a kind
#22
There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean, but then Will Smith appeared!

Now this is a story that could end in tears, but then again, maybe not.

The next morning she got a very loud knock on her sexy hot big round assmester. This is a kind of new age futuristic knocker.
#23
Danny_d
There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean, but then Will Smith appeared!

Now this is a story that could end in tears, but then again, maybe not.

The next morning she got a very loud knock on her sexy hot big round assmester. This is a kind of new age futuristic knocker.
that pings when you press
#24
There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean, but then Will Smith appeared!

Now this is a story that could end in tears, but then again, maybe not.

The next morning she got a very loud knock on her sexy hot big round assmester. This is a kind of new age futuristic knocker.

that pings when you press


the large pink thing surrounded
#25
There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean, but then Will Smith appeared!

Now this is a story that could end in tears, but then again, maybe not.

The next morning she got a very loud knock on her sexy hot big round assmester. This is a kind of new age futuristic knocker that pings when you press the large pink thing surrounded with mash potato.

It was
#26
JayBird
There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean, but then Will Smith appeared!

Now this is a story that could end in tears, but then again, maybe not.

The next morning she got a very loud knock on her sexy hot big round assmester. This is a kind of new age futuristic knocker that pings when you press the large pink thing surrounded with mash potato.

It was


cheesy, warm and quite bobbly!
#27
There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean, but then Will Smith appeared!

Now this is a story that could end in tears, but then again, maybe not.

The next morning she got a very loud knock on her sexy hot big round assmester. This is a kind of new age futuristic knocker that pings when you press the large pink thing surrounded with mash potato.

It was cheesy, warm and quite bobbly! Just how i like it!
#28
There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean, but then Will Smith appeared!

Now this is a story that could end in tears, but then again, maybe not.

The next morning she got a very loud knock on her sexy hot big round assmester. This is a kind of new age futuristic knocker that pings when you press the large pink thing surrounded with mash potato.

It was cheesy, warm and quite bobbly! But enough of this nonsense,
#29
Liddle ol' me
There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean, but then Will Smith appeared!

Now this is a story that could end in tears, but then again, maybe not.

The next morning she got a very loud knock on her sexy hot big round assmester. This is a kind of new age futuristic knocker that pings when you press the large pink thing surrounded with mash potato.

It was cheesy, warm and quite bobbly! But enough of this nonsense,


and enuf about you
#30
There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean, but then Will Smith appeared!

Now this is a story that could end in tears, but then again, maybe not.

The next morning she got a very loud knock on her sexy hot big round assmester. This is a kind of new age futuristic knocker that pings when you press the large pink thing surrounded with mash potato.

It was cheesy, warm and quite bobbly! But enough of this nonsense, Anyway back to the story
#31
There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean, but then Will Smith appeared!

Now this is a story that could end in tears, but then again, maybe not.

The next morning she got a very loud knock on her sexy hot big round assmester. This is a kind of new age futuristic knocker that pings when you press the large pink thing surrounded with mash potato.

It was cheesy, warm and quite bobbly! But enough of this nonsense, Anyway back to the story.

"It's Will Smith" she exclamed!
#32
now this is a story
#33
There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean, but then Will Smith appeared!

Now this is a story that could end in tears, but then again, maybe not.

The next morning she got a very loud knock on her sexy hot big round assmester. This is a kind of new age futuristic knocker that pings when you press the large pink thing surrounded with mash potato.

It was cheesy, warm and quite bobbly! But enough of this nonsense, Anyway back to the story.

"It's Will Smith" she exclamed! The man of my dreams
banned#34
There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean, but then Will Smith appeared!

Now this is a story that could end in tears, but then again, maybe not.

The next morning she got a very loud knock on her sexy hot big round assmester. This is a kind of new age futuristic knocker that pings when you press the large pink thing surrounded with mash potato.

It was cheesy, warm and quite bobbly! But enough of this nonsense, Anyway back to the story.

"It's Will Smith" she exclamed! The man of my dreams. The man who has a
#35
There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean, but then Will Smith appeared!

Now this is a story that could end in tears, but then again, maybe not.

The next morning she got a very loud knock on her sexy hot big round assmester. This is a kind of new age futuristic knocker that pings when you press the large pink thing surrounded with mash potato.

It was cheesy, warm and quite bobbly! But enough of this nonsense, Anyway back to the story.

"It's Will Smith" she exclamed! The man of my dreams. The man who has a very large bank account and
#36
There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean, but then Will Smith appeared!

Now this is a story that could end in tears, but then again, maybe not.

The next morning she got a very loud knock on her sexy hot big round assmester. This is a kind of new age futuristic knocker that pings when you press the large pink thing surrounded with mash potato.

It was cheesy, warm and quite bobbly! But enough of this nonsense, Anyway back to the story.

"It's Will Smith" she exclamed! The man of my dreams. The man who has a very large bank account and a Lamborghini which was also his.
#37
There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean, but then Will Smith appeared!

Now this is a story that could end in tears, but then again, maybe not.

The next morning she got a very loud knock on her sexy hot big round assmester. This is a kind of new age futuristic knocker that pings when you press the large pink thing surrounded with mash potato.

It was cheesy, warm and quite bobbly! But enough of this nonsense, Anyway back to the story.

"It's Will Smith" she exclamed! The man of my dreams. The man who has a very large bank account and a Lamborghini which was also his.

'Oh Will, u've come for
#38
a piece of my warm
banned#39
There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean, but then Will Smith appeared!

Now this is a story that could end in tears, but then again, maybe not.

The next morning she got a very loud knock on her sexy hot big round assmester. This is a kind of new age futuristic knocker that pings when you press the large pink thing surrounded with mash potato.

It was cheesy, warm and quite bobbly! But enough of this nonsense, Anyway back to the story.

"It's Will Smith" she exclamed! The man of my dreams. The man who has a very large bank account and a Lamborghini which was also his.

'Oh Will, u've come for a piece of my warm, Exclaimed the calleous little woman
#40
There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean, but then Will Smith appeared!

Now this is a story that could end in tears, but then again, maybe not.

The next morning she got a very loud knock on her sexy hot big round assmester. This is a kind of new age futuristic knocker that pings when you press the large pink thing surrounded with mash potato.

It was cheesy, warm and quite bobbly! But enough of this nonsense, Anyway back to the story.

"It's Will Smith" she exclamed! The man of my dreams. The man who has a very large bank account and a Lamborghini which was also his.

'Oh Will, you've come for a piece of my warm, exclaimed the calleous little woman. You obviously like apple crumble!

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