A man finds a woman crying on a park bench and asks her what's the matter? ''My husband's been caught having sex with one of his patients, he's cheated on me and now it looks like he will be sacked,'' ''That's terrible,'' replies the man.''But look on the bright side, news like that can't get any worse.'' ''Oh, yes it can,'' sobs the woman.
''He's a vet.''