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Just got banned from UK porn. Some of the explanations are pretty funny. I was particularly amused by... Ballbusting Ballbusting may be acceptable, depending on the level. OFCOM recommend submitti…
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2y, 3m agoPosted 2 years, 3 months ago
Just got banned from UK porn. Some of the explanations are pretty funny. I was particularly amused by...

Ballbusting
Ballbusting may be acceptable, depending on the level. OFCOM recommend submitting clips in question for review. It will come down to definition of moderate pain and whether viewers at home are likely to sustain serious injury if they try it at home. Hence ball-yanking is not acceptable; whereas controlled ball stretching is acceptable.

Full list below!
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2y, 3m agoPosted 2 years, 3 months ago
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Kids nowadays don't realise how lucky they are when it comes to porn. They can switch on the computer and have vast amounts in seconds.

When I was a kid I used to have to type the digits 5318008 into a calculator..
9 Likes
We're supposed to live in a free western democracy and now the government is deciding what porn is suitable for us?

...This country is becoming more like Labia every day.

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1 Like #2
What the... was he typing this one handed? Most of it doesn't make sense :D
#3
It's funny how the government just gave up, they know kids will watch porn so now they going after the porno makers.
3 Likes #4
moneysavingkitten
What the... was he typing this one handed? Most of it doesn't make sense :D

Why woud he typ on hnded?
1 Like #5
miikeyblue
moneysavingkitten
What the... was he typing this one handed? Most of it doesn't make sense :D

Why woud he typ on hnded?

Maybe I'm wrong about that :/ Maybe he's using his phone, while testing out the mobile phone clause, under "Insertion of objects".
banned 2 Likes #6
miikeyblue
moneysavingkitten
What the... was he typing this one handed? Most of it doesn't make sense :D

Why woud he typ on hnded?
nm n n m n b bhgjhjhjn nhmhj bhjhjmhjmmjj mhj n n n n n n nnh n n nb nb n n b b b ttr gt b ghghggghyyyyyggggghyh h h h h h h j iu hj u y y h yu hj u j y h gt h hj u y hy y nh y b y hj h y y h y g y ju y gttuj jy yu n y nhj jju juj jij ij ij ij ij jk kuhkj k h hhh juh kjh h h k hk hk

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
1 Like #7
bazzamone
miikeyblue
moneysavingkitten
What the... was he typing this one handed? Most of it doesn't make sense :D

Why woud he typ on hnded?
nm n n m n b bhgjhjhjn nhmhj bhjhjmhjmmjj mhj n n n n n n nnh n n nb nb n n b b b ttr gt b ghghggghyyyyyggggghyh h h h h h h j iu hj u y y h yu hj u j y h gt h hj u y hy y nh y b y hj h y y h y g y ju y gttuj jy yu n y nhj jju juj jij ij ij ij ij jk kuhkj k h hhh juh kjh h h k hk hk

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Looks like you typed that with your toes X)
banned 1 Like #8
moneysavingkitten
miikeyblue
moneysavingkitten
What the... was he typing this one handed? Most of it doesn't make sense :D

Why woud he typ on hnded?

Maybe I'm wrong about that :/ Maybe he's using his phone, while testing out the mobile phone clause, under "Insertion of objects".

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Ultimatetransfan/Reactions/joke_over_your_head.jpg
banned 1 Like #9
vics219
bazzamone
miikeyblue
moneysavingkitten
What the... was he typing this one handed? Most of it doesn't make sense :D

Why woud he typ on hnded?
nm n n m n b bhgjhjhjn nhmhj bhjhjmhjmmjj mhj n n n n n n nnh n n nb nb n n b b b ttr gt b ghghggghyyyyyggggghyh h h h h h h j iu hj u y y h yu hj u j y h gt h hj u y hy y nh y b y hj h y y h y g y ju y gttuj jy yu n y nhj jju juj jij ij ij ij ij jk kuhkj k h hhh juh kjh h h k hk hk

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Looks like you typed that with your toes X)

Well I need both hands :)
1 Like #10
"Just got banned from UK porn..." oO

i'm sorry you've been banned from UK porn Miikey...i hope you find yourself another acting job soon, maybe do some Panto in the meantime :)
2 Likes #11
bazzamone
moneysavingkitten
miikeyblue
moneysavingkitten
What the... was he typing this one handed? Most of it doesn't make sense :D

Why woud he typ on hnded?

Maybe I'm wrong about that :/ Maybe he's using his phone, while testing out the mobile phone clause, under "Insertion of objects".

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Ultimatetransfan/Reactions/joke_over_your_head.jpg


bazzamone
moneysavingkitten
miikeyblue
moneysavingkitten
What the... was he typing this one handed? Most of it doesn't make sense :D

Why woud he typ on hnded?

Maybe I'm wrong about that :/ Maybe he's using his phone, while testing out the mobile phone clause, under "Insertion of objects".

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Ultimatetransfan/Reactions/joke_over_your_head.jpg

lol, I got it, I jut relly wantd to find a wy to tlk about the mobile phone bit without gtting suspnded :D cn't tlk phone's ringing...
1 Like #12
bazzamone
vics219
bazzamone
miikeyblue
moneysavingkitten
What the... was he typing this one handed? Most of it doesn't make sense

Why woud he typ on hnded?
nm n n m n b bhgjhjhjn nhmhj bhjhjmhjmmjj mhj n n n n n n nnh n n nb nb n n b b b ttr gt b ghghggghyyyyyggggghyh h h h h h h j iu hj u y y h yu hj u j y h gt h hj u y hy y nh y b y hj h y y h y g y ju y gttuj jy yu n y nhj jju juj jij ij ij ij ij jk kuhkj k h hhh juh kjh h h k hk hk

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Looks like you typed that with your toes

Well I need both hands :)

http://cdn.gurl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/kristin-cavallari-not-really.gif

:D
banned 1 Like #13
moneysavingkitten
bazzamone
moneysavingkitten
miikeyblue
moneysavingkitten
What the... was he typing this one handed? Most of it doesn't make sense :D

Why woud he typ on hnded?

Maybe I'm wrong about that :/ Maybe he's using his phone, while testing out the mobile phone clause, under "Insertion of objects".

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Ultimatetransfan/Reactions/joke_over_your_head.jpg


bazzamone
moneysavingkitten
miikeyblue
moneysavingkitten
What the... was he typing this one handed? Most of it doesn't make sense :D

Why woud he typ on hnded?

Maybe I'm wrong about that :/ Maybe he's using his phone, while testing out the mobile phone clause, under "Insertion of objects".

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Ultimatetransfan/Reactions/joke_over_your_head.jpg

lol, I got it, I jut relly wantd to find a wy to tlk about the mobile phone bit without gtting suspnded :D cn't tlk phone's ringing...

Hey leave the self loving jokes to the men, thats our job :(
2 Likes #14
bazzamone
moneysavingkitten
bazzamone
moneysavingkitten
miikeyblue
moneysavingkitten
What the... was he typing this one handed? Most of it doesn't make sense :D

Why woud he typ on hnded?

Maybe I'm wrong about that :/ Maybe he's using his phone, while testing out the mobile phone clause, under "Insertion of objects".

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Ultimatetransfan/Reactions/joke_over_your_head.jpg


bazzamone
moneysavingkitten
miikeyblue
moneysavingkitten
What the... was he typing this one handed? Most of it doesn't make sense :D

Why woud he typ on hnded?

Maybe I'm wrong about that :/ Maybe he's using his phone, while testing out the mobile phone clause, under "Insertion of objects".

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Ultimatetransfan/Reactions/joke_over_your_head.jpg

lol, I got it, I jut relly wantd to find a wy to tlk about the mobile phone bit without gtting suspnded :D cn't tlk phone's ringing...

Hey leave the self loving jokes to the men, thats our job :(

You can pretend I'm a man if it makes you feel good ;)
banned 4 Likes #15
vics219
bazzamone
vics219
bazzamone
miikeyblue
moneysavingkitten
What the... was he typing this one handed? Most of it doesn't make sense

Why woud he typ on hnded?
nm n n m n b bhgjhjhjn nhmhj bhjhjmhjmmjj mhj n n n n n n nnh n n nb nb n n b b b ttr gt b ghghggghyyyyyggggghyh h h h h h h j iu hj u y y h yu hj u j y h gt h hj u y hy y nh y b y hj h y y h y g y ju y gttuj jy yu n y nhj jju juj jij ij ij ij ij jk kuhkj k h hhh juh kjh h h k hk hk

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Looks like you typed that with your toes

Well I need both hands :)

http://cdn.gurl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/kristin-cavallari-not-really.gif

:D

but I do :D yeah OK I can do it with 1 but that's like picking up a tree with tweezers.
3 Likes #16
bazzamone
vics219
bazzamone
vics219
bazzamone
miikeyblue
moneysavingkitten
What the... was he typing this one handed? Most of it doesn't make sense

Why woud he typ on hnded?
nm n n m n b bhgjhjhjn nhmhj bhjhjmhjmmjj mhj n n n n n n nnh n n nb nb n n b b b ttr gt b ghghggghyyyyyggggghyh h h h h h h j iu hj u y y h yu hj u j y h gt h hj u y hy y nh y b y hj h y y h y g y ju y gttuj jy yu n y nhj jju juj jij ij ij ij ij jk kuhkj k h hhh juh kjh h h k hk hk

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Looks like you typed that with your toes

Well I need both hands

http://cdn.gurl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/kristin-cavallari-not-really.gif

:D

but I do :D yeah OK I can do it with 1 but that's like picking up a tree with tweezers.

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Lindsay-Lohan-Spits-Out-Drink.gif
banned 1 Like #17
moneysavingkitten
bazzamone
moneysavingkitten
bazzamone
moneysavingkitten
miikeyblue
moneysavingkitten
What the... was he typing this one handed? Most of it doesn't make sense :D

Why woud he typ on hnded?

Maybe I'm wrong about that :/ Maybe he's using his phone, while testing out the mobile phone clause, under "Insertion of objects".

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Ultimatetransfan/Reactions/joke_over_your_head.jpg


bazzamone
moneysavingkitten
miikeyblue
moneysavingkitten
What the... was he typing this one handed? Most of it doesn't make sense :D

Why woud he typ on hnded?

Maybe I'm wrong about that :/ Maybe he's using his phone, while testing out the mobile phone clause, under "Insertion of objects".

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Ultimatetransfan/Reactions/joke_over_your_head.jpg

lol, I got it, I jut relly wantd to find a wy to tlk about the mobile phone bit without gtting suspnded :D cn't tlk phone's ringing...

Hey leave the self loving jokes to the men, thats our job :(

You can pretend I'm a man if it makes you feel good ;)

Im not Miles oO
1 Like #18
Don't really think it's a problem... I don't remember seeing water sports and face sitting happening much on eastenders anyways
#19
Article was useless without pictures.:(
9 Likes #20
We're supposed to live in a free western democracy and now the government is deciding what porn is suitable for us?

...This country is becoming more like Labia every day.
3 Likes #21
spaceinvader
We're supposed to live in a free western democracy and now the government is deciding what porn is suitable for us?

...This country is becoming more like Labia every day.

as in Lawrence of Alabia? (with Peter O'tool)
1 Like #22
Merry Christmas. Not. :(
#23
OldEnglish
Merry Christmas. Not. :(

Sorry to disappoint.

You can still find this stuff on the internet tho. And it doesnt apply to american film.
1 Like #24
miikeyblue
OldEnglish
Merry Christmas. Not. :(

Sorry to disappoint.

You can still find this stuff on the internet tho. And it doesnt apply to american film.

Not all bad news then. Thanks. X)
1 Like #25
I wouldnt want to be Ben Dover today!

oh wait maybe i would!
4 Likes #26
vics219
bazzamone
vics219
bazzamone
vics219
bazzamone
miikeyblue
moneysavingkitten
What the... was he typing this one handed? Most of it doesn't make sense

Why woud he typ on hnded?
nm n n m n b bhgjhjhjn nhmhj bhjhjmhjmmjj mhj n n n n n n nnh n n nb nb n n b b b ttr gt b ghghggghyyyyyggggghyh h h h h h h j iu hj u y y h yu hj u j y h gt h hj u y hy y nh y b y hj h y y h y g y ju y gttuj jy yu n y nhj jju juj jij ij ij ij ij jk kuhkj k h hhh juh kjh h h k hk hk

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Looks like you typed that with your toes

Well I need both hands

http://cdn.gurl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/kristin-cavallari-not-really.gif

:D

but I do :D yeah OK I can do it with 1 but that's like picking up a tree with tweezers.

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Lindsay-Lohan-Spits-Out-Drink.gif
lol that gif was loading up in the later portion, no can was visible and in slow motion
could have been from one of miikeys vids

http://i.imgur.com/bMn2gq1.gif

vics i am shocked


Edited By: brilly on Dec 03, 2014 10:57: .
11 Likes #27
Kids nowadays don't realise how lucky they are when it comes to porn. They can switch on the computer and have vast amounts in seconds.

When I was a kid I used to have to type the digits 5318008 into a calculator..
4 Likes #28
john2020md
Kids nowadays don't realise how lucky they are when it comes to porn. They can switch on the computer and have vast amounts in seconds.

When I was a kid I used to have to type the digits 5318008 into a calculator..

At least you had that.

Gotta feel sorry for poor old deeky.
#29
brilly

lol that gif was loading up in the later portion, no can was visible and in slow motion
could have been from one of miikeys vids

http://i.imgur.com/bMn2gq1.gif

vics i am shocked


brilly, so am I :D

Edited By: vics219 on Dec 03, 2014 11:35
1 Like #30
vics219
brilly

lol that gif was loading up in the later portion, no can was visible and in slow motion
could have been from one of miikeys vids

http://i.imgur.com/bMn2gq1.gif

vics i am shocked


brilly, so am I :D
shocked as in you thought that was the way the gif was supposed to be right? what can?! tut tut
#31
brilly
vics219
brilly

lol that gif was loading up in the later portion, no can was visible and in slow motion
could have been from one of miikeys vids

http://i.imgur.com/bMn2gq1.gif

vics i am shocked


brilly, so am I :D
shocked as in you thought that was the way the gif was supposed to be right? what can?! tut tut

I have no idea what you're talking about X)
1 Like #32
vics219
brilly
vics219
brilly

lol that gif was loading up in the later portion, no can was visible and in slow motion
could have been from one of miikeys vids

http://i.imgur.com/bMn2gq1.gif

vics i am shocked


brilly, so am I :D
shocked as in you thought that was the way the gif was supposed to be right? what can?! tut tut

I have no idea what you're talking about X)
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/2921044/shrek-puss-n-boots-o.gif
2 Likes #33
bazzamone
]

Well I need both hands :)

I don't need any.
1 Like #34
miikeyblue
john2020md
Kids nowadays don't realise how lucky they are when it comes to porn. They can switch on the computer and have vast amounts in seconds.

When I was a kid I used to have to type the digits 5318008 into a calculator..

At least you had that.

Gotta feel sorry for poor old deeky.
:)
#35
deeky
bazzamone
]

Well I need both hands :)

I don't need any.
Is the Harem well staffed these days then?
1 Like #36
No power tools? thats the wife's black and decker going back then!
1 Like #37
Oneday77
deeky
bazzamone
]

Well I need both hands :)

I don't need any.
Is the Harem well staffed these days then?

What harem? ;)
1 Like #38
deeky
Oneday77
deeky
bazzamone
]

Well I need both hands

I don't need any.
Is the Harem well staffed these days then?

What harem? ;)

oO
1 Like #39
vics219
deeky
Oneday77
deeky
bazzamone
]

Well I need both hands

I don't need any.
Is the Harem well staffed these days then?

What harem? ;)

oO

Don't hate me cos you ain't me ;)
#40
deeky
vics219
deeky
Oneday77
deeky
bazzamone
]

Well I need both hands

I don't need any.
Is the Harem well staffed these days then?

What harem? ;)

oO

Don't hate me cos you ain't me ;)

I'll try not to X)

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