Anyway... he thought of one of those girls you see advertised in phone
booths when you're calling for a cab..
He popped into a phone booth near the hotel and found an ad for a girl
calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo.
She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long
hair, long graceful legs all the way up to her... you know the kind!
He copied down the phone number and returned to his hotel.
When back in the room he figures, what the hell, give her a call.
'Hello?' the woman says. (God, she sounded sexy!).
'Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my
room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you.
I'm in town all alone and what I really want is s.... I want it hard,
I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long.
You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got
in your bag of tricks.
We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me
in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want baby. Now, how
does that sound.............?
She says, 'That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to