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A man is in the queue at Tesco's....

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and sees this busty blonde staring at him, he can't believe she is staring at him, then she starts waving. 'Excuse me do I know you?' he asks. 'Yes I think you are the father of one of my kids'…
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8y, 11m agoPosted 8 years, 11 months ago
and sees this busty blonde staring at him, he can't believe she is staring at him, then she starts waving.

'Excuse me do I know you?' he asks.

'Yes I think you are the father of one of my kids' she says.

The man thinks back and remembers his one act of infidelity and says "Are you that bird I went with on me stag do, whilst your mate whipped me and your other mate stuck a brush up my ****?'

'No' she replies 'I'm your son's English teacher!'
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8y, 11m agoPosted 8 years, 11 months ago
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#1
:giggle:ooooooooohh
#2
that was already posted here before. next
#3
Lol!!
#4
Not bad, still prefer this one even though its sad:
2 Muffins in an oven, 1 says to the other "crikey its hot in here is'nt it" other one says "ARRGGGH A TALKING MUFFIN!" :D
#5
crel2000


[QUOTE=masterbrown]Not bad, still prefer this one even though its sad:
2 Muffins in an oven, 1 says to the other "crikey its hot in here is'nt it" other one says "ARRGGGH A TALKING MUFFIN!" :D


:?
#6
that one also was said on here before mate!
#7
Little Boy has lost his mum in Tesco - He goes up to a Security Guard.
What's your mum like? the security guard says to the little boy
Vodka and Big ***** replies the little boy!
#8
I missed them first time round when they were posted here so thanks for that.
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Racist comments & swearing and otherwise offensive statements won't be tolerated :thumbsup:

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