and sees this busty blonde staring at him, he can't believe she is staring at him, then she starts waving.
'Excuse me do I know you?' he asks.
'Yes I think you are the father of one of my kids' she says.
The man thinks back and remembers his one act of infidelity and says "Are you that bird I went with on me stag do, whilst your mate whipped me and your other mate stuck a brush up my ****?'
'No' she replies 'I'm your son's English teacher!'