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A Man With No Ears

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7y, 10m agoPosted 7 years, 10 months ago
A man was in a bad accident and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the loss of both ears, which made him very self-conscious. However, he received a large sum of money from his insurance company.

It was always his dream to own his own business, so he went out and purchased a small, but expanding computer firm. But he realized that he had no business knowledge at all, so he decided that he would have to hire someone to run the business. He picked out three top candidates, and interviewed each of them. The last question of the interview was always the same.

"Do you notice anything unusual about me?" he asked the first candidate.

"Yes. You have no ears."

He quickly eliminated the first candidate.

"Do you notice anything unusual about me?" he asked the second candidate.

"Yes. You have no ears."

He quickly eliminated the second candidate.

"Do you notice anything unusual about me?" he asked the third candidate.

"Yes. You're wearing contacts."

Thinking he had found the man for the job he said, "That's correct. How did you know?"

"You can't wear glasses if you don't have any freakin' ears."
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7y, 10m agoPosted 7 years, 10 months ago
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#1
I'd love to hear Prince Charles tell that joke :)
banned#2
LOL.... HEARD that before! :thumbsup:
#3
LOOOOOL thats good :thumbsup:
#4
guv
LOL.... HEARD that before! :thumbsup:


Me too.
I was interviewing a woman for a job in an engineering factory and I had to take her around the shop floor, unfortunately, she didnt have a nose as she was involved in a nasty fire when she was younger, she had to sellotape them on.
I felt really sorry for her and ended up employing her, I think she is still there.
Who knows(!):thumbsup:
1 Like #5
nice one lol x x x
banned#6
skusey
Me too.
I was interviewing a woman for a job in an engineering factory and I had to take her around the shop floor, unfortunately, she didnt have a nose as she was involved in a nasty fire when she was younger, she had to sellotape them on.
I felt really sorry for her and ended up employing her, I think she is still there.
Who knows(!):thumbsup:


So how does she smell?
#7
guv
So how does she smell?


Of DKNY "Simply Delicious".
#8
good one skusey :thumbsup:
#9
:giggle: :lol: never heard that one before

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