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A pleasant way to raise funds for some keen HUKD'ers?

Saturn Avatar
2y, 3m agoPosted 2 years, 3 months ago
Thought this might be a money making opportunity for some contributors with the bar now being lowered.

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The UK is facing a major sperm shortage that may be tempting fertility clinics to accept poorer quality sperm, the British Fertility Society (BFS) warns.

Some clinics rely on imported sperm to keep up with demand.

However, the BFS chairman, Dr Allan Pacey, said he was "worried" that some clinics may be setting a lower bar to "get donors through the door".

Link for complete story - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-28061263
Saturn Avatar
2y, 3m agoPosted 2 years, 3 months ago
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1 Like #1
There's going to be some seriously weird, deranged, ugly kids out there!
9 Likes #2
Just think if members of hukd share there will be a lot of vin diesel lookalike babies out there.
3 Likes #3
MrToast
Just think if members of hukd share there will be a lot of vin diesel lookalike babies out there.

Yes, and they will all be addicted to KFC


http://axisoflogic.com/artman/uploads/1/fat_Joe_KFC.jpg
#4
The use of the word 'major' is a little strong isn't it?
banned 1 Like #5
http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/rni/lowres/science-genetic-sperm_bank-dna-sperm_donors-baby-rnin1014l.jpg
4 Likes #6
I'll send them my curtains
13 Likes #7
airfix
There's going to be some seriously weird, deranged, ugly kids out there!

You've donated already ? X)
#8
Okay, so how much would it cost for you lot to donate? :p
1 Like #9
if they paid a decent amount in expenses there wouldn't be a shortage, advert i saw last year said only £30 a pop...not really worth the hassle is it
http://www.travelfeedback.com/images/feedbackimages/15151/spunk_bar_cph_900x9999_wm.jpg

Edited By: DarkEnergy2012 on Jun 29, 2014 09:40: ...
1 Like #10
i was tempted (by the money) when younger but felt uncomfortable about fathering kids with whom i'd have no contact.
#11
Monkeybumcheeks
airfix
There's going to be some seriously weird, deranged, ugly kids out there!

You've donated already ? X)

Please come again!
4 Likes #12
DarkEnergy2012
if they paid a decent amount in expenses there wouldn't be a shortage, advert i saw last year said only £30 a pop...not really worth the hassle is it

wow £30 a pop - I could earn £150 for a 8 hour day minimum
2 Likes #13
philphil61
DarkEnergy2012
if they paid a decent amount in expenses there wouldn't be a shortage, advert i saw last year said only £30 a pop...not really worth the hassle is it

wow £30 a pop - I could earn £150 for a 8 hour day minimum

There speaks the voice of experience ! X)
#14
Considering that each "donation" would contain millions of sperm......how can there be a shortage....it only takes one swimmer to get the job done :|
6 Likes #15
philphil61
DarkEnergy2012
if they paid a decent amount in expenses there wouldn't be a shortage, advert i saw last year said only £30 a pop...not really worth the hassle is it

wow £30 a pop - I could earn £150 for a 8 hour day minimum

5 times a day ? to my bed please lol.
4 Likes #16
Mum2ConnornCerys
philphil61
DarkEnergy2012
if they paid a decent amount in expenses there wouldn't be a shortage, advert i saw last year said only £30 a pop...not really worth the hassle is it

wow £30 a pop - I could earn £150 for a 8 hour day minimum

5 times a day ? to my bed please lol.

Get your coat Phil, you're in there <3
3 Likes #17
Mum2ConnornCerys
philphil61
DarkEnergy2012
if they paid a decent amount in expenses there wouldn't be a shortage, advert i saw last year said only £30 a pop...not really worth the hassle is it

wow £30 a pop - I could earn £150 for a 8 hour day minimum

5 times a day ? to my bed please lol.

Then you'd need to change your id to Mum2ConnornCerys+afewmore ;)
#18
To be honest there be women who would pay directly for the donation and it would be more simple than going to clinic.... however there be a few people who of either sex who would abuse the method in various ways so this is why the clinic is used ... then there be no one to claim child support and of course the donations are screened.
#19
Mum2ConnornCerys
To be honest there be women who would pay directly for the donation and it would be more simple than going to clinic.... however there be a few people who of either sex who would abuse the method in various ways so this is why the clinic is used ... then there be no one to claim child support and of course the donations are screened.

Agreed ^^sensible answer^^

I wouldn't entertain either option - I have morals sadly some people will do anything to earn a crust or claim benefits.. I'd sooner care for my own
#20
Once there was Starbuck then Delivery Man & now HUKD. When's the release? :D
5 Likes #21
Mum2ConnornCerys
To be honest there be women who would pay directly for the donation and it would be more simple than going to clinic.... however there be a few people who of either sex who would abuse the method in various ways so this is why the clinic is used ... then there be no one to claim child support and of course the donations are screened.

I read this as though it be spoken by a pirate.

ARRRRGH!
4 Likes #22
ive been told i cant donate :(














on the count that my sperm is so potent i can make you pregnant just by looking at you
2 Likes #23
OP can i ask what you have in mind as a name for such a find raiser?

mass debate?
3 Likes #24
Rupz
ive been told i cant donate :(














on the count that my sperm is so potent i can make you pregnant just by looking at you

Please tell me you can't get a woman pregnant via pm too oO
4 Likes #25
vics219
Rupz
ive been told i cant donate :(














on the count that my sperm is so potent i can make you pregnant just by looking at you

Please tell me you can't get a woman pregnant via pm too oO

dont worry vics your safe :)














everybody knows your a bloke :p
2 Likes #26
Rupz
vics219
Rupz
ive been told i cant donate














on the count that my sperm is so potent i can make you pregnant just by looking at you

Please tell me you can't get a woman pregnant via pm too

dont worry vics your safe :)














everybody knows your a bloke :p

Oh cheers rupz! I asked you not to tell anyone, now the boys will stop sending me nudez :(
2 Likes #27
vics219
Rupz
vics219
Rupz
ive been told i cant donate














on the count that my sperm is so potent i can make you pregnant just by looking at you

Please tell me you can't get a woman pregnant via pm too

dont worry vics your safe :)














everybody knows your a bloke :p

Oh cheers rupz! I asked you not to tell anyone, now the boys will stop sending me nudez :(

on the plus side you may be able to find someone to accompany you to the donation centre X)
1 Like #28
Rupz
ive been told i cant donate














on the count that my sperm is so potent i can make you pregnant just by looking at you

I thought it was because the last time they asked you for a sample, you painted the wall? (_;)


vics219
Rupz
ive been told i cant donate

on the count that my sperm is so potent i can make you pregnant just by looking at you

Please tell me you can't get a woman pregnant via pm too

I wouldn't worry, Vics. He's told two different stories now. I think he can't even get it up, let alone get a woman pregnant... (_;)

X)
1 Like #29
OP new may for fund raiser...

Tug of war
1 Like #30
[img]http://i.imgur.com/G76m5ap.jpg[/img]
#31
Rupz
OP new may for fund raiser...

Tug of war

A mod just informed me that any more smutty talk from you, will result in you having a dishonorable discharge.

:p
1 Like #32
Monkeybumcheeks
airfix
There's going to be some seriously weird, deranged, ugly kids out there!

You've donated already ? X)

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/06/25/article-2669324-1F1DE33F00000578-543_964x743.jpg


oooh you cheeky git
#33
You started it ! X)
2 Likes #34
airfix
Monkeybumcheeks
airfix
There's going to be some seriously weird, deranged, ugly kids out there!

You've donated already ? X)

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/06/25/article-2669324-1F1DE33F00000578-543_964x743.jpg


oooh you cheeky git

not one of yours is she?

X)
1 Like #35
[quote=philphil61][img]http://i.imgur.com/G76m5ap.jpg[/img][/quote

Still bigger than yours X)
1 Like #36
Thank you to all members who have deposited a small contribution - pleased to see it didn't finish prematurely.
#37
I sent a sperm sample in the post once. Royal mail returned it asking me to use a water tight envelope next time.
#38
They should get out their collection pot in parliament. That's full of w******....
#39
Sperm donations from men in their 40s are more likely to result in pregnancy, study finds

First major study to investigate the effect of male age on fertility conducted

British scientists found no difference in the rate of live babies born whether the man was in his 40s or 20s

Women were slightly more likely to have a baby if the sperm was donated by a middle-aged man rather than a younger donor

A quarter of sperm used in UK clinics comes from abroad, namely Denmark

Study carried out at Newcastle Fertility Centre found sperm quality rather than a man's age is key to conceiving

Experts said it could be down to the fact older donors are more likely to have families of their own and therefore a proven fertility track record...


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2674888/Sperm-donations-men-40s-likely-result-pregnancy-study-finds.html




Edited By: seb on Jul 01, 2014 12:28

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