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The following is an excerpt from a conversation between doctor and patient..... Doctor - Well sir, unfortunately i can find no medical reason to explain why you have developed orange coloured…
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7y, 10m agoPosted 7 years, 10 months ago
The following is an excerpt from a conversation between doctor and patient.....




Doctor - Well sir, unfortunately i can find no medical reason to explain why you have developed orange coloured genitals, so i'm just gonna ask a few more questions regarding your life style to try to find out whats causing it.


Patient - OK Doc, Go ahead...


Doctor - Well firstly tell me about you employment, what do you do?


Patient - Unfortunately Doc i'm currently unemployed, lost my job about a month ago.


Doctor - Ahhh, thats most unfortunate sir, sorry to hear about that, well, where do you find yourself on a daily basis then?


Patient - Mostly at home Doc.


Doctor - OK, well what do you mostly find yourself doing at home sir??


Patient - Not much Doc, just relaxin.


Doctor - How do you relax sir?












Patient - Well, I guess i mainly find myself eating Wotsits and watching porn.
JasonMason Avatar
7y, 10m agoPosted 7 years, 10 months ago
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#1
ewwwwwww!
#2
ok then :o
#3
yukkkkkkkkkkkk
#4
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http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/9284/chomp3bc3.jpg[/CENTER]
#5
yech!
#6
orrible, i got stung by a bee earlier




£20 for a jar of honey:)
#7
older than the hills
#8
raptorcigs
[CENTER][SIZE=7]AFTER LONG DELIBERATION WE HAVE DECIDED TO AWARD YOU THE[/SIZE]
http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/9284/chomp3bc3.jpg[/CENTER]


Is this a good award or not?
#9
JasonMason
Is this a good award or not?


i dont think a dinosaur having a chomp of you is a good award personally :s

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