The following is an excerpt from a conversation between doctor and patient.....
Doctor - Well sir, unfortunately i can find no medical reason to explain why you have developed orange coloured genitals, so i'm just gonna ask a few more questions regarding your life style to try to find out whats causing it.
Patient - OK Doc, Go ahead...
Doctor - Well firstly tell me about you employment, what do you do?
Patient - Unfortunately Doc i'm currently unemployed, lost my job about a month ago.
Doctor - Ahhh, thats most unfortunate sir, sorry to hear about that, well, where do you find yourself on a daily basis then?
Patient - Mostly at home Doc.
Doctor - OK, well what do you mostly find yourself doing at home sir??
Patient - Not much Doc, just relaxin.
Doctor - How do you relax sir?
Patient - Well, I guess i mainly find myself eating Wotsits and watching porn.