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Prince Charles decided to take up jogging. > > Every day, he'd jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner. > > He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost …
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8y, 6m agoPosted 8 years, 6 months ago
Prince Charles decided to take up jogging.
>
> Every day, he'd jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner.
>
> He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost
> certain to follow.
>
> 'One hundred and fifty pounds!' she'd shout from the curb.
>
> 'No! Five pounds!' He would fire back, just to shut her up.
>
> This ritual between him and the hooker became a daily occurrence. He'd run
> by and she'd yell, 'One hundred and Fifty pounds!'
>
> He'd yell back, 'Five pounds!'
>
> One day, Camilla decided that she wanted to accompany her 'husband' on his
> jog.
>
> As the jogging couple neared the working woman's street corner, Prince
> Charles realised she'd bark her £150 offer
>
> And Camilla would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past
> outings.. He figured he'd better have a good explanation for his Wife.
>
> As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, he
> became even more apprehensive than usual.
>
> Sure enough, there was the hooker. He tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes
> as she watched the pair jog past.
>
> Then, from her corner, the hooker yelled:
>
> 'See what you get for five pounds, you tight b*****d?!'
>
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8y, 6m agoPosted 8 years, 6 months ago
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#1
welcome back after that smack on the A***, but that was an amazingly funny joke
#2
dean3988
welcome back after that smack on the A***, but that was an amazingly funny joke


Dont understand my suspension, infractions for jokes but ok to condone the paedophilia:?
#3
skusey;3029261
Dont understand my suspension, infractions for jokes but ok to condone the paedophilia:?

PBEAR!
#4
t0mm
PBEAR!


safer option?:x
#5
skusey;3029329
safer option?:x

i don't get it :(
#6
t0mm
i don't get it :(


paedophilia is safer than my jokes
#7
skusey;3029353
paedophilia is safer than my jokes

your joke wasn't even bad.(depending on which one it was)

PBEAR was over the line.

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