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A Royal story (posted before but worth it)

skusey Avatar
7y, 10m agoPosted 7 years, 10 months ago
Prince Charles decided to take up jogging.

Every day, he'd jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner.

He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost
certain to follow.

'One hundred and fifty pounds!' she'd shout from the curb.

'No! Five pounds!' He would fire back, just to shut her up.

This ritual between him and the hooker became a daily occurrence. He'd run
by and she'd yell, 'One hundred and Fifty pounds!'

He'd yell back, 'Five pounds!'

One day, Camilla decided that she wanted to accompany her 'husband' on his

As the jogging couple neared the working woman's street corner, Prince
Charles realised she'd bark her £150 offer

And Camilla would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past
outings.. He figured he'd better have a good explanation for his Wife.

As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, he
became even more apprehensive than usual.

Sure enough, there was the hooker. He tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes
as she watched the pair jog past.

Then, from her corner, the hooker yelled:

'See what you get for five pounds, you tight b*****d?!'
skusey Avatar
7y, 10m agoPosted 7 years, 10 months ago

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hhaha!!! now thats LOL!
lol love it..
:-D :thumbsup:

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