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A slip of the tongue

barky Avatar
7y, 4m agoPosted 7 years, 4 months ago
Two businessmen sitting next to each other on a plane both have black eyes.

The first one asks his travelling companion how he came by the shiner.
"well,it was a complete slip of the tongue-I was taking an internal american flight and the girl on the desk had enormous breasts,and instead of asking for two tickets to pittsburgh,I asked for two pickets to tittsburgh and she punched me-what happened to you?"

"very similar story-was sitting at the breakfast table the other day with the wife-what I MEANT to say was "could you please pass the milk darling",but what I actually said was "see you bitch,youve ruined my life"
barky Avatar
7y, 4m agoPosted 7 years, 4 months ago

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don't give up your day job:whistling:
Awful just awful

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