Now I'll admit to losing far too many brain cells during the 90's like most of us, but I'm sure I haven't imagined this.
Me and the wife can both remember this... Dave sat on the sofa in the Royle household with at least Jim (maybe more) and Match Of The Day starts, he sings a little song to the tune
"Match Of The Day is nearly starting,
It's nearly on the box,
Match Of The Day is nearly starting,
They're wearing shirts and socks"... etc, etc"
Now we've watched the complete Royle family boxset recently and it wasn't on there.
Any clues anyone?
Comic Relief one year? Shared imaginary memory?