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A thread A Day Keeps The Bordem Away...

black gerbil1 Avatar
7y, 11m agoPosted 7 years, 11 months ago
Anybody else not like 26th of dec to round about the 5th of jan. all my gyms are closed, prices for going out are too much, not much to do but fap, watch movies, fap, sleep, maintain protein levels.

bright side is one of my gyms open friday and the other two on monday.
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7y, 11m agoPosted 7 years, 11 months ago
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#1
Can't belive a gym would close ALL over the festive period? Is it a collage/workplace gym?
#2
what you waiting for boy get out and run!!
#3
bellabonkers
Can't belive a gym would close ALL over the festive period? Is it a collage/workplace gym?


Don't you mean montage?
#4
too expensive for you to go out?
#5
must say i miss martial arts like closed til about 10th jan :viking: swap fap for get laid and movies for running :thumbsup:

brightside.....im doing absolutely nothing at work
#6
Bordem?

Go read a dictionary. You might learn something.

To help you on your way:

T is for Troll. (but you knew that anyway)
#7
leefal
Don't you mean montage?


cheeky
#8
I'm sure they'd open for YOU ?
suspended#9
why cant you pump iron at home ?
#10
don't you have weights at home? you could go running for cardio.

or you could bake me a cake :)
#11
bellabonkers
Can't belive a gym would close ALL over the festive period? Is it a collage/workplace gym?

yeah one of them is a uni gym, thats weight i lift the heavy weights for the guns:-D
strike
too expensive for you to go out?

for my mates not me brah.
DAMNOME
I'm sure they'd open for YOU ?

u'd think so.
grex9101
Bordem?

Go read a dictionary. You might learn something.

To help you on your way:

T is for Troll. (but you knew that anyway)

ok thanks for the input, a book could be a good idea.
#12
nicki3668
why cant you pump iron at home ?


His right arm gets more exercise than his left....... :?
suspended#13
grex9101
His right arm gets more exercise than his left....... :?


how do you know he is right handed ?
#14
black gerbil1


for my mates not me brah.


I hate it when my mates are broke. We were going to go-karting this holidays but it would cost like £70 and but no one apart from me could afford it. :-(
#15
kungfu
must say i miss martial arts like closed til about 10th jan :viking: swap fap for get laid and movies for running :thumbsup:

brightside.....im doing absolutely nothing at work

thats a long time, jeez!
nicki3668
why cant you pump iron at home ?


bellabonkers
don't you have weights at home? you could go running for cardio.

or you could bake me a cake :)

no weights at home, and im cutting so no cakes
Carley
Go for a drive in your £40k merc? or is your driver off too?
(no hate brah)

good point, might go london tomorrow for some shopping, I may ring him.
#16
sex is good exercise apparently!!

no wonder i have problems :lol:
#17
loupomm
sex is good exercise apparently!!

no wonder i have problems :lol:


no wonder bg1 goes to the gym!
#18
grex9101
Bordem?

Go read a dictionary. You might learn something.

To help you on your way:

T is for Troll. (but you knew that anyway)


grex9101
His right arm gets more exercise than his left....... :?


grex9101
no wonder bg1 goes to the gym!


I guess your here all night, even though I told everyone last night to end the h4te and beef? and call it a truce.
#19
No young lady to keep you company?
What happened on the big Thursday night out?
suspended#20
black gerbil1
thats a long time, jeez!



no weights at home, and im cutting so no cakes

good point, might go london tomorrow for some shopping, I may ring him.


do you have a spare tyre in your car ? they are dammed heavy :p
suspended#21
loupomm
sex is good exercise apparently!!

no wonder i have problems :lol:


NO WONDER IV GOT SO FAT LOU !!!!

jeeeesh :p loool
#22
You wouldn't need to maintain protein levels if you stopped fap****.
#23
grex9101
His right arm gets more exercise than his left....... :?


isnt that what he means by fapping?
#24
chesso
No young lady to keep you company?
What happened on the big Thursday night out?

one night stand brah
nicki3668
do you have a spare tyre in your car ? they are dammed heavy :p

nah I got AA insurance
Carley
Good idea, why not book a hotel room, hire a gigolo and stay for the fireworks :thumbsup:

why hire a women gigolo when I can get em without money.
Abvance
You wouldn't need to maintain protein levels if you stopped fap****.

nah you need to keep eating protein to keep muscle mass.
#25
skusey
isnt that what he means by fapping?

nope
Carley
Who said anything about a women :?

Just cant help yourself can you :-(
#26
black gerbil1
nope
It is:w00t:

Just cant help yourself can you :-(
#27
Boring, nothing happening here
#28
skusey
Boring, nothing happening here


put up a joke thread.
#29
black gerbil1
put up a joke thread.


you beat me to it with your spelling
(bordem):w00t::w00t::w00t:
#30
black gerbil1


nah I got AA insurance


The law states you still need a spare if I remember correctly.
#31
lolage i turn up to this place and no1s there so i wait...i have the guys number from the site so i ring after 20mins.....lolage they not open tuesdays......monday, wednesdays and fridays...wont b open tomoz :( ill go friday tho and submit a few noobs.
#32
thesaint
The law states you still need a spare if I remember correctly.

ah thanks for that, they will prob bust me anyway, not like they can catch real criminals.
acecatcher3
lolage i turn up to this place and no1s there so i wait...i have the guys number from the site so i ring after 20mins.....lolage they not open tuesdays......monday, wednesdays and fridays...wont b open tomoz :( ill go friday tho and submit a few noobs.

so its only once a week? how are you going to become the next ufc fighta!
#33
black gerbil1
ah thanks for that, they will prob bust me anyway, not like they can catch real criminals.

so its only once a week? how are you going to become the next ufc fighta!


soz i worded it wrong lol

they arent open tuesdays

they are open :

mondays
wednesdays
fridays
#34
acecatcher3
soz i worded it wrong lol

they arent open tuesdays

they are open :

mondays
wednesdays
fridays

lol i knew you wouldn't go.

fail.
#35
you could always do some housework - that will burn off some calories :whistling:
did you get any christmas presents in the end? :)
#36
cheerleader
you could always do some housework - that will burn off some calories :whistling:
did you get any christmas presents in the end? :)

but thats womens work.:roll:

nope no presents. :?
#37
For once someone else has the same viewpoint, chores are for woman.
#38
black gerbil1;3901670
but thats womens work.:roll:

:x
black gerbil1;3901670
nope no presents. :?

awww sorry to hear that :-(
#39
strike;3901699
For once someone else has the same viewpoint, chores are for woman.

:x :p
#40
A thread A Day Keeps The Bordem Away...


What happened to the 200+ thread from last night?

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