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A WEE GLESGA POEM

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SLAGGY SENGA FELL IN LOVE, SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE. SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL, SHE TOLD HER FAITHER SO. FAITHER TOLD HER, SENGA DOLL, YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER. I'D JUST AS SOON YUR M… Read More
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7y, 9m agoPosted 7 years, 9 months ago
SLAGGY SENGA FELL IN LOVE,
SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE.
SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL,
SHE TOLD HER FAITHER SO.

FAITHER TOLD HER, SENGA DOLL,
YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.
I'D JUST AS SOON YUR MAW DON'T KNOW,
BUT JOE IS YUR HALF BRITHER.

SO SENGA PUT ASIDE HER JOE
AND PLANNED TO MARRY WULL.
BUT AFTER TELLING FAITHER THIS,
HE SAID, 'THERE'S TROUBLE STILL.'

YOU CANNY MARRY WULL, MY DOLL,
AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YUR MITHER.
BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MERR
I KNOW IS YUR HALF BRITHER.

BUT MITHER KNEW AND SAID, MY DOLL,
JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO' HAPPY.
MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE;
COS FAITHERS NO YUR PAPPY !!!
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7y, 9m agoPosted 7 years, 9 months ago
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#1
lol just brilliant:thumbsup:
#2
bossyboots
lol just brilliant:thumbsup:


+1:giggle:
#3
Have some rep for that, cracked me up.
#4
Pure Dead Brilliant :p

Loved it :thumbsup:

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