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a wee joke for the day :)

andymack Avatar
7y, 10m agoPosted 7 years, 10 months ago
An Oirish Story.
An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems......

'Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya at teyhk a look, if ya woot'.

So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.

'Incredible'he says, 'there is a £20 note lodged up here.'

Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a £10 note appears.

'This is amazing!'exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?'

'Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man! 'shrieks the patient.

The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another and another, etc.......

Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.

'Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter. Just out of interest, how moch was in dare den?'

The Doctor counts the pile of cash and says '£1,990 exactly.'

'Ah, dat'd be roit,'' says the Irishman

(Wait for it...........scroll down.)

'I knew I wasn't feeling two grand..'
andymack Avatar
7y, 10m agoPosted 7 years, 10 months ago

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lol :)
lol nice
LOL, very funny :)
Deary Me..
HA! Got some laffs round the office with that 1!!
Grand stuff! Funny once you get to the 'bottom' of it...
lol thats funny !!! :)
Oops, took me a while to get that:oops:

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