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A wee something to email to those who love you enough to FW you everything?

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1d, 1w agoPosted 1 decade, 1 week ago
To......spam sender
From.......ME
Subject ........Thanks



Subject: FW: New Year Message


Dear friends

With Christmas already passed, I'd like to extend my heartfelt appreciation to all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me "forwards" over the past 12 months. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed and healthy.

Extra thanks to whoever sent me the email about rat crap in the glue on envelopes - cause I now have to go get a wet towel every time I need to seal an envelope. Also, I scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.

Because of your genuine concern, I no longer drink Coca Cola because I know it can remove toilet stains, which is not exactly an appealing characteristic.

I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.

I no longer go to shopping centres because someone might drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.

People I know no longer eat KFC because their "chickens" are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.

I no longer worry about my soul because at last count, I have 363,214 angels looking out for me.

Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.

I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl on the internet who is about to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th time).

Yes, I want to thank you all so much for looking out for me that I will now return the favour!

If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 7 minutes, a large pigeon with a wicked case of diarrhoea will land on your head at 5:00 pm (GMT) this afternoon. I know this will occur because it
actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbour's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician.
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1d, 1w agoPosted 1 decade, 1 week ago
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#1
laugh is I got this from one of the very people that used to email me all these kind of emails, although I must admit they are a bit more picky to which ones they send these days
#2
LOL!

Sending it now - have just the person! Might amend it for a couple more who always forward those text ones too!

Thanks!
#3
lol thats great!!

my workmates always send me this crap, gonna send it to them now lol

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