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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband

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8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. Careful, he said, CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! Youre cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? Theyre going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when youre cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Dont forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!

The wife stared at him. What in the world is wrong with you? You think I dont know how to fry a couple of eggs?

The husband calmly replied, I just wanted to show you what it feels like when Im driving.
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8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
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banned#1
loooooooooooool



funny cause its true
#2
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#3
This is why you have a huge one (post count).
#4
ODB_69;3181509
loooooooooooool



funny cause its true

Morning ODB .. did you have a good week-end?
(You change your Avvy more than me & that's saying something!)
#5
... then she smacks him one. :giggle:
joking of course, no harm was done to any males.
#6
Abvance;3181514
This is why you have a huge one (post count).

You are so right Abvance, well spotted ;-) & it's grown even bigger now :w00t: !!
banned#7
lol :)
#8
salder21
lol :)


you look pretty today salder... :giggle:
#9
MissRoo;3181537
... then she smacks him one. :giggle:
joking of course, no harm was done to any males.

:p :lol:
Morning MissRoo .. what you up to today?
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salder21;3181549
lol :)

Have you had a bit of 'a change' today Salder ? :?
banned#11
snowtiger;3181531
Morning ODB .. did you have a good week-end?
(You change your Avvy more than me & that's saying something!)

yh ta...didnt do much...just got drunk as per...:thumbsup:
how was yours? anything good?


lol..yh been thinking about bringing old 'Noddy' back for a while now:-D
#12
snowtiger
:p :lol:
Morning MissRoo .. what you up to today?


morning, oh i dont know.. i should maybe move away from the computer tho :roll: and do something constructive..

you up to anything special?
#13
ODB_69

lol..yh been thinking about bringing old 'Noddy' back for a while now:-D


i didnt even realise it was you :roll: silly me
banned#14
MissRoo;3181578
i didnt even realise it was you :roll: silly me


lol...I should have flirted with Snowtiger...you would have realised it was me then :-D
#15
ODB_69
lol...I should have flirted with Snowtiger...you would have realised it was me then :-D


you? surely not... :whistling: .. :lol: im joking. I only realised as she quoted you and i literally went 'eh' :roll: looks like its one of those days!
#16
ODB_69;3181569
yh ta...didnt do much...just got drunk as per...:thumbsup:
how was yours? anything good?
[COLOR=darkred]Yeah great week-end thanks, got to see family & started getting the kitchen ready for decorating![/COLOR]
[COLOR=darkred](should be seeing to it now!) .............. just 10 more mins! lol[/COLOR]

lol..yh been thinking about bringing old 'Noddy' back for a while now:-D

[COLOR=darkred]This one is good :thumbsup:[/COLOR]
#17
MissRoo;3181575
morning, oh i dont know.. i should maybe move away from the computer tho :roll: and do something constructive..

[COLOR=darkred]ohh.. I've been trying to do this for the past hour now ... sometimes you just have to 'give in' and be lazy :-D[/COLOR]

you up to anything special?

[COLOR=darkred]Decorating today ....................... lots to do (not even dressed yet!) :w00t:[/COLOR]
#18
im always giving in snowtiger..its not good!! I will, i have all day (phew)

Get dressed!! - there ive said it, so if you dont move now.. you only have yourself to blame. :giggle:

what you decorating? (realises asking a question will only make you stay longer, doh)
banned#19
MissRoo
you look pretty today salder... :giggle:


snowtiger
Have you had a bit of 'a change' today Salder ? :?


yes just had the op ;-) lol
banned#20
jellybaby22
looooool love the joke....take it the joke is..she was making him breakfast......cos lets face it..that never happens :giggle:


well after last night, you ended up making me breakfast this morning ;-) lol x
#21
MissRoo;3181678
im always giving in snowtiger..its not good!! I will, i have all day (phew)

Get dressed!! - there ive said it, so if you dont move now.. you only have yourself to blame. :giggle:
[COLOR=darkred]The last time I looked at the clock it was only 8 o/c :w00t: I think I must go through some kind of strange ''time-warp'' when I get on the comp' :? time flies .. hehe[/COLOR]
what you decorating? (realises asking a question will only make you stay longer, doh)

[COLOR=darkred]I'm doing the kitchen ... nothing to drastic! Just tidying up a bit really .. I have cupboards etc & tiles on 2 walls so only 2 walls to paint & ceiling (have an old flat cap to wear while doing this!) (looks real tastey too) ... & a bit of glossing here 'n' there.[/COLOR]
#22
snowtiger
[COLOR=darkred]I'm doing the kitchen ... nothing to drastic! Just tidying up a bit really .. I have cupboards etc & tiles on 2 walls so only 2 walls to paint & ceiling (have an old flat cap to wear while doing this!) (looks real tastey too) ... & a bit of glossing here 'n' there.[/COLOR]


oh i know that feeling... time really does fly on here.

haha flat cap!! ...but of course, rather fetching.

Well sounds like a plan.. but maybe you should start now, rather than at 8 tonight :p .. still sounds ok, id actually like to have a mission today. I shall have to think something up.
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jellybaby22;3181748
looooool love the joke....take it the joke is..she was making him breakfast......cos lets face it..that never happens :giggle:

phew .. tbh I never cook in the mornings, at week-ends my OH always cooks breakfast, as he did on our very first brekky all those millions of years ago :roll: :)bless him!.
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salder21;3181693
yes just had the op ;-) lol

How dare you !! :w00t: oh no you haven't mate !!!!!!!
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#25
i hardely cook, im not sure if i can.. its just lazyness i think. but i dont have a family to feed..so thats my excuse.
banned#26
jellybaby22;3181779
lol now see anyone reading this ..who knows me..knows u are telling fibs..:giggle:
thats impossible..if I had cooked your breakfast..you wouldnt be typing on here..u'd be dead.....no one survives eating anything I cook..:giggle:



unless its a ready meal or microchips :p



you having spaghetti hoops today?:whistling:
banned#27
jellybaby22
lol now see anyone reading this ..who knows me..knows u are telling fibs..:giggle:
thats impossible..if I had cooked your breakfast..you wouldnt be typing on here..u'd be dead.....no one survives eating anything I cook..:giggle:


lol only because you are lying and telling them it isnt true ;-) lol

i have managed to survive hun, it was actually amazing - the breakfast wasnt that bad either ;-) lol
banned#28
snowtiger
How dare you !! :w00t: oh no you haven't mate !!!!!!!
:oops: nerve
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lmao that took me a little while - i meant operation :p

had the op too tho :p lol x
banned#29
jellybaby22
now u def are lying...pretty good would be amazing.....:w00t:


lol 2 secs and ill fix it :p xx
banned#30
salder21;3181899
lol 2 secs and ill fix it :p xx

:w00t:
STRANGE

Thats what she said :whistling:
banned#31
ODB_69
:w00t:
STRANGE

Thats what she said :whistling:


lol :thumbsup:
banned#32
jellybaby22
loooooooooooooool
PMSL.....:p


same time again tonight? :p
banned#33
wait that avi doesnt quite work does it, its meant to point at the user below me but instead points to my username!! lol :p
banned#34
salder21;3182027
wait that avi doesnt quite work does it, its meant to point at the user below me but instead points to my username!! lol :p


loooooool

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#35
salder21
wait that avi doesnt quite work does it, its meant to point at the user below me but instead points to my username!! lol :p


:lol:
banned#36
lol fixed it now :p

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