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a woman joke

skusey Avatar
8y, 3m agoPosted 8 years, 3 months ago
My husband came home with a tube of K Y jelly and said, "This will make you
happy tonight." He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it
all over the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in.


A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding
anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone
that reads: 'Here Lies My Wife-Cold As Ever'."

"Yeah," she replies, "when you die, I'm getting you a headstone that
reads: Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"
skusey Avatar
8y, 3m agoPosted 8 years, 3 months ago
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banned#1
:giggle: Is that what it's really for? All these years and I've been cleaning my teeth with it!! :-D
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#3
second one is good

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