I know I'm a Nimby (Not In My Back Yard) but Jim White in the Telegraph today has pointed out that I could be a Banana (Build Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anyone).
I hadn't heard these before:
Soiler - Sold Out In London, Enjoying Rural Splendour
Sitcom - Single Income, Two Children, Over-extended Mortgage
Kippers - Kids In Parents Pockets Exhausting Retirement Savings
Filth - Failed In London, Try Hong-kong
Teeth - Tried Everything Else? Try Homeopathy
Lombard - Loads Of Money But A Right Dunderhead
Profit - Politician Risking Office by Foolishly Investing in Tarts
Mabel - Middle Aged Bloke who fancies Eva Longoria
Banker - Bandit And Nasty Kleptomaniac Embezzling Robber
Tomcat - Totally Obedient Moron, Cannot Actually Think.