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9y, 6m agoPosted 9 years, 6 months ago
1. Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
4. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
5. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
6. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
7. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
8. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
9. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
10. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
11. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
12. Eye Drops Off Shelf
13. Teachers Strike Idle Kids
14. Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
15. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax
16. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
17. Miners Refuse to Work after Death
18. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
19. Stolen Painting Found by Tree
20. Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter
21. Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
22. Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
23. War Dims Hope for Peace
24. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
25. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
26. Deer Kill 17,000
27. Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
28. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
29. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
30. Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
31. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
32. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
33. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks :giggle:
34. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
35. Arson Suspect Held in Massachusetts Fire
36. Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
37. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
38. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
39. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
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9y, 6m agoPosted 9 years, 6 months ago
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#1
This one really tickled me


2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says



:whistling:
#2
One in our local news paper.

"jobs blow"

Apparently the way it was written a few people took a double take, I didn't actually see the obvious!
#3
Haha

25. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
#4
A newspaper board in my local aread recently carried the headline:

Bank Manager: "I didn't know it was a brothel."
#5
They're good - reminded me of the old fake book titles - anyone remember them? Things like, "Falling out the window" by Eileen Dover
Anyone got anymore?
#6
Quick Money by Robin Banks
#7
Looking after your garden by Theresa Green
#8
stora
Quick Money by Robin Banks
:giggle:
#9
A shot in the dark by Rick O'Sheahttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/bevelheadgrl/thud.gif
#10
Around China in 12 month's by Rick Shawhttp://ziza.ru/data/emoticons/tuktuk.gif
#11
The Russia lemonade thief by ................. knockacratapopoff.:w00t:
#12
The Japanese car thief............................... Tommy Tookamotor!:w00t:
#13
A similar theme.........

I knew girl whose name was Annette Curtain!!! :whistling:
#14
Increase your manhood size (family forum) by Hugh G. Rection
#15
My Mum was sent a genuine letter calling her for a routine 'lady' check. The secretary who had signed the request was called Miss Fanny Stang!!
#16
Book off glue by I.M Stuck

Camels by Ivan Sorearse

Twenty yards to the Out House by Willie Makit and illustrated by Betty Wont

The Joys of Drinking by Al Coholic

I Was Prepared by Justin Case

Things That Itch by Mike Rotch

The Numbers Game by Cal Q. Later

What to do if you're in a car accident by Rhea Ender

The future of robotics by Cy Borg and Anne Droid

How things work by Wyatt Dunne

Why Should I Walk? by Iona Carr

Deep in Debt by Owen A. Lott

Computer Memory by Meg A. Byte

How to Serve Your Fellow Man by The Cannibals

Card Suits by Di A. Mond

All About Flowers by Chris Anthymum

Short Shorts by Daisy Duke

The Bearded Chinaman by Harry Chin

100 ways to Diet by I. M. Hungry

Crossing a Man with a Duck by Willie Waddle

A Sailor's Adventure by Ron A. Ground

Green Vegetables by Brock Ali

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