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Actual Newspaper Headlines

J.Dance Avatar
9y, 4m agoPosted 9 years, 4 months ago
You have all seen these before I guess but they are still funny

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

Farmer Bill Dies in House

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

Stud Tires Out

Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again

British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms

Eye Drops off Shelf

Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
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9y, 4m agoPosted 9 years, 4 months ago
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My favourite was one from Fife years ago.

A councillor (Maureen Waters) was worried when they decided to stop the continuous painting of the Forth Rail Bridge.

The headline

Waters troubled over Bridge

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