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Actual Science paper answers

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8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
This is a list of comments from test papers, essays, etc., submitted to science and health teachers by elementary, junior high, high school, and college students. It is truly astonishing what weird science our young scholars can create under the pressures of time and grades. The spellings are the original ones.
1. H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.
2. To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.
3. When you smell an oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.
4. Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is water and gin.
5. A super saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold.
6. Liter: A nest of young puppies.
7. Magnet: Something you find crawling all over a dead cat.
8. Momentum: What you give a person when they are going away.
9. Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives.
10. The pistol of the flower is its only protection against insects.
11. A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.
12. To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose.
13. For a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower than the heart until the heart stops.
14. For head colds: use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops in your throat.
15. Germinate: To become a naturalized German.
16. The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon. All water tends to go towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
17. Blood flows down one leg and up the other.
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8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago

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Where do you get all this stuff from??:)
are they really answers paople have put???
They are hilarious:thumbsup:
sounds like emasu paper. :|
black gerbil1
sounds like emasu paper. :|

are they really answers paople have put???
They are hilarious:thumbsup:

If every joke that was posted on the internet beginning with "this is a true story........." was actually true, it would be a very funny world :whistling::-D
I've seen funny math paper answers but never science.
A good laugh
I am a science teacher and have never seen these! I love them!!! Where did you get it as I want to share these with my students!
love number 13!

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