Glade Touch N Fresh - I want to do a poo at Paul's house.
If I was Paul's dad and that boy knocked my door
"Hi Pauls dad can I do a poo in your toilet?"
"What? Is your Toilet broken?"
"No, We just don't have touch n fresh"
"Well sonny it's going to be a big No, Go home and use your own toilet"
"But I'm going to poop myself!"
"Well you should have thought about that before you came over here and now all your friends are going to call you Sh**ey pants, Now F**k off!!"
Fairy Platinum - Boy with Scooter
WTF is the mum doing standing their with a stupid grin??
If that was my mum who caught me trying to stick a manky scooter into her brand new dish washer, I would wake up 2 days later in hospital after going through Rectal scooter removal surgery.
Anyone else have ads that get right on their Thruppenny bits??