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Advice for my friend.

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She's not the prettiest or cleverist girl to say the least, in fact she is desperate and needy. Anyhow, she has this god-awful hideous boyfriend who does nothing except sit in front of the computer… Read More
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banned8y, 10m agoPosted 8 years, 10 months ago
She's not the prettiest or cleverist girl to say the least, in fact she is desperate and needy.

Anyhow, she has this god-awful hideous boyfriend who does nothing except sit in front of the computer eating pot noodles.

Apparently she told him that she loved him this morning and got upset when he didn't answer.

I think even she could do alot better.

What words of advice can you give her.
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banned8y, 10m agoPosted 8 years, 10 months ago
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banned#1
Funniest yet! :-D
banned#2
Is the boyfriends name Ian by any chance?
#3
Simple. Dump him.
banned#4
She's not the prettiest or cleverist girl to say the least, in fact she is desperate and needy.
I think she should think herself lucky she has a b/f. What´s wrong with pot noodle anyway?
#5
Why Ian, Guv?
banned#6
guv
Is the boyfriends name Ian by any chance?


Can't tell you:whistling:
#7
Regardless of whether she's desperate or needy, her pot noodle munching excuse of a man sounds a whole lot worse.

Tell her she can do much better, and if she's extra lucky, she'll find herself one that lives locally instead of on another planet ;-)
#8
To be honest, I've got a funny feeling that her boyfriend is possibly gay. Ask her to confront her boyfriend regarding him spending so much time on the docks talking to sailors.
banned#9
Send her BG1's way, he is a model you know.
#10
Tell her to dump blackgerbil1.
banned#11
DLM
Send her BG1's way, he is a model you know.


Is he? I must say I've never heard that one:w00t:
#12
Tell him to become a part-time stockbroker and model, and to buy a plasma TV. She'll find him irresistable then :whistling:





:-D
#13
*Deleted*

Just realised that it was a p*sstake :oops:
#14
midlandscomics
Tell him to become a part-time stockbroker and model, and to buy a plasma TV. She'll find him irresistable then :whistling:





:-D



You also forgot the 100m world record holder, as well as having his own driver and owning his own property in london since he was at school. Who could resist. Well, apart from me - I'm doing pretty well resisting ;-)
banned#15
And I don't mean this in a rude way, but if shes slightly unfit also try and get her down the gym.

I still think she should put up with him. Nothing wrong with computers.
banned 1 Like #16
twinks
Prissy!!! I cant believe you talking about me like that!

http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/217401/funniest-way-you-dumped-someone/


LOL, hadn't seen that one.:w00t:

Seperated at birth I tell ya:-D
banned#17
Charlie&Lola
You also forgot the 100m world record holder, as well as having his own driver and owning his own property in london since he was at school. Who could resist. Well, apart from me - I'm doing pretty well resisting ;-)


You keep fighting girl:thumbsup:
#18
Given that he can run 100m in 9.70 seconds without training or eating healthily I think she should stick with the pot noodle-munching dreamer a bit longer. He may gain international fame and fortune with his antics, then due to his unhealthy lifestyle, die in glory of a heart attack during a race and leave all his fortune to her!! ;-)
banned#19
... tell her its time to move on and catch up with life !
#20
Tell her there are plenty more fish in the sea :thumbsup:
#21
Prissy - He sounds like a fun guy - i must meet him sometime
banned#22
littletiger
Given that he can run 100m in 9.70 seconds without training or eating healthily I think she should stick with the pot noodle-munching dreamer a bit longer. He may gain international fame and fortune with his antics, then due to his unhealthy lifestyle, die in glory of a heart attack during a race and leave all his fortune to her!! ;-)


Wise words:thumbsup:
banned#23
red_dwarfer
Prissy - He sounds like a fun guy - i must meet him sometime


You can't, he doesn't go out in the real world.:-D
banned#24
Tell her there are plenty more fish in the sea
But that´s the point for her, there are not more fish in the sea. Really she should just put up with it.
#25
Prissymiss;2572689
You can't, he doesn't go out in the real world.:-D


I think no-one would...have you ever seen the Matrix? :whistling:
banned#26
red_dwarfer
I think no-one would...have you ever seen the Matrix? :whistling:


No, I'll get the popcorn..................................................:whistling:
#27
Prissymiss;2572713
No, I'll get the popcorn..................................................:whistling:


kool, make sure its salted - but dont try any of that funny business and pretend to yawn but put your arm round :-D
banned#28
red_dwarfer
kool, make sure its salted - but dont try any of that funny business and pretend to yawn but put your arm round :-D


Why, you not letting me grab your moobs;-)
#29
Prissymiss;2572755
Why, you not letting me grab your moobs;-)


I guess by moobs you mean 'Finely Toned Pectorals'?
banned#30
red_dwarfer
I guess by moobs you mean 'Finely Toned Pectorals'?


You wish!
#31
DLM;2573013
You wish!


True :cry:
#32
I'd say the girl needs to get out now before she is scared for life!!!:w00t:
He sounds hideous:-D
banned#33
red_dwarfer
I guess by moobs you mean 'Finely Toned Pectorals'?


Of course I do dear.;-)
banned#34
bellabonkers
I'd say the girl needs to get out now before she is scared for life!!!:w00t:
He sounds hideous:-D


He actually smells worse than he looks:w00t:
banned#35
You say your friend is desperate and needy? Surely no one is that desperate and needy?
banned#36
guv
You say your friend is desperate and needy? Surely no one is that desperate and needy?


An imaginary friend can be anything I would like her to be.

I'm a Spy on Mondays, a Model on Tuesdays, Property Developer on Wednesdays, Popstar on Thursdays, a world class Tennis PLayer on Fridays, Miss Universe on Saturdays and On Sunday I am a Vicar:-D
#37
and you're a picker-on-er-er of small folk 7 days a week :p
banned#38
Prissymiss
An imaginary friend can be anything I would like her to be.

I'm a Spy on Mondays, a Model on Tuesdays, Property Developer on Wednesdays, Popstar on Thursdays, a world class Tennis PLayer on Fridays, Miss Universe on Saturdays and On Sunday I am a Vicar:-D


Me too:thumbsup:
banned#39
MinstrelMan
and you're a picker-on-er-er of small folk 7 days a week :p


[COLOR="Blue"][SIZE="7"]SORRY
WHAT YOU LACK IN HEIGHT YOU MAKE UP FOR IN THE LOOKS DEPARTMENT.
;-)[/SIZE][/COLOR]
banned#40
DLM
Me too:thumbsup:


Hard work isn't it:-D

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