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After 2 months of no rugby my bum has now gone all orange peel on me

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banned6y, 9m agoPosted 6 years, 9 months ago
How do I get rid of my chubby chops please?
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banned6y, 9m agoPosted 6 years, 9 months ago
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#1
Play rugby
banned#2
cannyscot
Play rugby


Going Tuesday, but I've been off with a mashed up knee. I'm worried they'll see my orange peel ass in the showers
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lumoruk;7958376
Going Tuesday, but I've been off with a mashed up knee. I'm worried they'll see my orange peel ass in the showers


Ok you have two options.

1 Wear a penguin mask in the shower - that way attention will be taken away from your butt

2 When you get into the shower announce in a loud voice, 'Nice *****'
The showers will empty immediately and you'll be able to wash up in peace.
#4
Fatty, cut down on the pies.
#5
cannyscot;7958425
Ok you have two options.

1 Wear a penguin mask in the shower - that way attention will be taken away from your butt

2 When you get into the shower announce in a loud voice, 'Nice *****'
The showers will empty immediately and you'll be able to wash up in peace.

Your a nutter lolz! Peeing myself laffing! :oops:
#6
lumoruk
Going Tuesday, but I've been off with a mashed up knee. I'm worried they'll see my orange peel ass in the showers


I just wouldn't drop the soap;-)
#7
drink plenty of water
#8
Remember, your mouth is this big O and your bottom hole is this big o
#9
Fatty fatty bum bum
banned#10
Lulu'sMammy
Fatty fatty bum bum


Yes but its still smaller than yours
#11
lumoruk;7959134
Yes but its still smaller than yours

You sit on yours all day for a job, apart from when you pretend to do a patrol of the big bad fence! ;-)
#12
Do men actually get this ? Thought it was a women thing !!!
#13
ChrisUK;7959221
Do men actually get this ? Thought it was a women thing !!!

Says it all..... ;-)
banned#14
Lulu'sMammy
You sit on yours all day for a job, apart from when you pretend to do a patrol of the big bad fence! ;-)


Maybe i should start using my 1.5hrs a week gym allowance. Thank you army garrison. I'll do some lunges you can watch if you like.

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