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Afternoon Jokes

Abz Avatar
8y, 2w agoPosted 8 years, 2 weeks ago
A nice little i received this afternoon that i thought I'd share with everyone

Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
high-powered vacuum cleaners.'

'Go away!' I said. 'I haven't got any money!', 'I'm broke!' and proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. 'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have at least



seen my demonstration.' And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto my hallway carpet.


'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all trace of this horse manure

from your carpet, Sir, I will personally eat the remainder.'

I stepped back and said, 'Well I hope you've got a F*cking good

appetite,

Because they cut off my electricity this morning. What part of

'Broke' do You not understand?
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8y, 2w agoPosted 8 years, 2 weeks ago
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#1
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#2
Sorry :oops: Please forgive me:thumbsup:
#3
Abz;3506352
Sorry :oops: Please forgive me:thumbsup:

Sorry this is not possible as it is Wednesday :p & now I am afraid you must be punished .. .. :-D
#4
snowtiger;3506398
Sorry this is not possible as it is Wednesday :p & now I am afraid you must be punished .. .. :-D

LMAOG
#5
snowtiger
Sorry this is not possible as it is Wednesday :p & now I am afraid you must be punished .. .. :-D


Oh Please Sir....Otherwise i wont be able to sleep at night!!!!!!

Forgive me!!!!!!!!:p
#6
Read each of the following lines out loud.

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is an old cat
This is idiot cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now, go back and read the THIRD word in each line, starting at the top.
#7
Spod;3506827
Read each of the following lines out loud.

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is an old cat
This is idiot cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now, go back and read the THIRD word in each line, starting at the top.

I managed it in 20 seconds so I read it all twice.
#8
snowtiger
I managed it in 20 seconds so I read it all twice.


Well done....We should give you a Blue Peter badge!!!:p
#9
Spod;3506827
Read each of the following lines out loud.

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is an old cat
This is idiot cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
I DID IT IN 20:thumbsup:
Now, go back and read the THIRD word in each line, starting at the top.
#10
lol very good :)
#11
Great joke. Passed around - thanks.

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