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A middle aged woman who I always had respect for and thought of her in a high regard has just posted this classic. ''WARNING clowns are allegedly planning their own purge the night before Halloween… Read More
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banned8m, 1w agoPosted 8 months, 1 week ago
A middle aged woman who I always had respect for and thought of her in a high regard has just posted this classic.

''WARNING clowns are allegedly planning their own purge the night before Halloween. Stay inside, keep all pets inside and keep all doors and windows locked. Copy and paste to show awareness to family and friends and anyone else who doesn't really know about the clown purge spreading across towns and countries- please keep yourself and others shared by this post THANKYOU!''

classic,eh? 100% serious status too.
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banned8m, 1w agoPosted 8 months, 1 week ago
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#1
It must be true if it's on Facebook!
banned#2
Predikuesi
It must be true if it's on Facebook!

Tell all your friends about it won't you.
5 Likes #3
this was supposed to be a secret between us clowns
#4
MrScotchBonnet
Predikuesi
It must be true if it's on Facebook!
Tell all your friends about it won't you.

I wouldn't be a good citizen if I didn't.
3 Likes #5
I'm sure someone will be along soon to defend the rights of the clowns.
#6
may go for a drive that night, could be fun.
banned#7
stuarthanley
I'm sure someone will be along soon to defend the rights of the clowns.

I know the kind.
banned 1 Like #8
shadey12
may go for a drive that night, could be fun.

Yeah same. Never been involved in a purge before
4 Likes #9
MrScotchBonnet
shadey12
may go for a drive that night, could be fun.

Yeah same. Never been involved in a purge before


never run over a clown before, they'll be sitting ducks with those big shoes.

Edited By: shadey12 on Oct 12, 2016 17:26: spell
#10
Simple(but possibly unthinkable) do not go on Facebook.
#11
Personally with what is going on with all these reported incidents anyone STUPID enough to go out on halloween dressed as a clown just be prepared as idiots out there are calling open season on clowns go as Honey G instead,
Also professional clowns are really worried about their livelihood if this continues @bradtheladlong has alot to answer for.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuhGY0UWYAANCFk.jpg
http://www.itv.com/news/2016-10-11/killer-clown-prankster-gets-punched-in-the-face-when-he-scares-unsuspecting-shoppers/
http://news.images.itv.com/image/file/1117443/stream_img.jpg
The first person in Britain to be fined – and get a criminal record – for dressing as a killer clown http://thesun.uk/60168B89g
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CughLZ_XEAEt5mt.jpg
2 Likes #12
stuarthanley
I'm sure someone will be along soon to defend the rights of the clowns.

Who knows, maybe a CLM thread will appear.
1 Like #13
MrScotchBonnet
A middle aged woman who I always had respect for and thought of her in a high regard has just posted this classic.

''WARNING clowns are allegedly planning their own purge the night before Halloween. Stay inside, keep all pets inside and keep all doors and windows locked. Copy and paste to show awareness to family and friends and anyone else who doesn't really know about the clown purge spreading across towns and countries- please keep yourself and others shared by this post THANKYOU!''
classic,eh? 100% serious status too.

You're (still) using Facebook? You clown! :{

[ http://www.hotukdeals.com/misc/clowns-2526760?p=28947902 ]
banned 4 Likes #14
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MrScotchBonnet
A middle aged woman who I always had respect for and thought of her in a high regard has just posted this classic.
''WARNING clowns are allegedly planning their own purge the night before Halloween. Stay inside, keep all pets inside and keep all doors and windows locked. Copy and paste to show awareness to family and friends and anyone else who doesn't really know about the clown purge spreading across towns and countries- please keep yourself and others shared by this post THANKYOU!''
classic,eh? 100% serious status too.
You're (still) using Facebook? You clown! :{
[ http://www.hotukdeals.com/misc/clowns-2526760?p=28947902 ]

Only to look at a couple milfs (_;)
2 Likes #15
Go round and see her on the night of terror and make small talk and enjoy a cup of tea or coffee. Excuse yourself to use her toilet and put on the clown mask you have concealed in your pocket or bag and emerge screaming and brandishing her bog brush and see how she likes them apples!
banned 1 Like #16
Mark2111
Go round and see her on the night of terror and make small talk and enjoy a cup of tea or coffee. Excuse yourself to use her toilet and put on the clown mask you have concealed in your pocket or bag and emerge screaming and brandishing her bog brush and see how she likes them apples!

Nah, she's ugly!
2 Likes #17
stuarthanley
I'm sure someone will be along soon to defend the rights of the clowns.
Unfortunately one of those clowns is on a short holiday ;)
3 Likes #18
MrScotchBonnet
Nah, she's ugly!

Take a second mask for her if you still wish to enjoy her big top attractions.
banned 2 Likes #19
philphil61
stuarthanley
I'm sure someone will be along soon to defend the rights of the clowns.
Unfortunately one of those clowns is on a short holiday ;)
https://media.giphy.com/media/xT1XGXBercOLSE50Qg/giphy.gif
#20
MrScotchBonnet
philphil61
stuarthanley
I'm sure someone will be along soon to defend the rights of the clowns.
Unfortunately one of those clowns is on a short holiday ;)
https://media.giphy.com/media/xT1XGXBercOLSE50Qg/giphy.gif

Half peace or even 1/3rd peace depending on your own personal preference ;)
1 Like #21
How about phoning her (caller withheld) and disguising your voice and telling her that you a killer clown and are in her attic?

Or pay a local scrote to play knock down ginger on her door all night.
3 Likes #22
If you see a killer clown always go for the juggler :{
#23
Clown Lives Matter!



Nah. No lives matter, we're all equally stupid.
#24
I know many folks who live and share happily on Facebook . However I also know many and know of many more who are Trolls (in the real sense of the word -not HUKDs members petty sense ) . Like anything - if you use it don't abuse it ,and ignore the lowlife that do . Needless to say I am not a member of Facebook , I prefer to have real "friends" and talk to them face to face down the pub . Is that just me or am I old fashioned ?
#25
Feel sorry for the real "entertainer" clowns - They'll be getting a severe thumping along with the children who hide behind the freely available plastic masks . Sorry morons -you will get what's coming to you . By no means is it a joke or a "lark" :(
#26
In the next few days i can see something serious happening if you got "clowns running around with chainsaws" someone will get seriously hurt.Stop this madness.
1 Like #27
What I did to everyone on Facebook in 2013... http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/20160727/5322462/matt-hardy-delete-delete-delete-o.gif
#28
Why all the hate for facebook i know all the kool kids have moved to snap or insta
#29
archer1204
In the next few days i can see something serious happening if you got "clowns running around with chainsaws" someone will get seriously hurt.Stop this madness.
They're just clowning around.
#30
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/002/1/a/cannibals_eating_a_clown_by_coolmark82-d4l3cw1.jpg
#31
archer1204
Why all the hate for facebook i know all the kool kids have moved to snap or insta

Before facebook, I could walk down the street in blissful ignorance that the mental idiots of our society represented a tiny <0.01% of the population.

Facebook has shown me how unbelievably wrong I was.
#32
think
this was supposed to be a secret between us clowns


Shhhhh! Remember the first rule of clown club?
banned#33
I rarely use Facebook and Twitter's becoming the same.
#34
Spasho
I rarely use Facebook and Twitter's becoming the same.


my theory is: when youre laid on your deathbed will you be thinking "well I wish I'd spent more time at work, on facebook, twitter etc".

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