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Amazing Simple Home Remedies

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HAPPY weekend have a good weekend 1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. 2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT L… Read More
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8y, 2w agoPosted 8 years, 2 weeks ago
HAPPY weekend have a good weekend

1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. *REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE: WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

DAILY THOUGHT:

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
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8y, 2w agoPosted 8 years, 2 weeks ago
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banned#1
:-D rofl
#2
this is such a male list lol
#3
Is it me..... or is it Saturday and not Friday???
#4
Becksdawe
Is it me..... or is it Saturday and not Friday???


Hope it isnt Friday, or I am late for work! :-D
#5
bitseylango
Hope it isnt Friday, or I am late for work! :-D


If its friday, I ought to have been dressed hours ago lol
#6
bitseylango
Hope it isnt Friday, or I am late for work! :-D


:giggle:


I'd hd an extra days holiday left
#7
Becksdawe
Is it me..... or is it Saturday and not Friday???


its far to early in the morning to be woried about what day of the week it is :thumbsup:

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