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An Irish Joke

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7y, 10m agoPosted 7 years, 10 months ago
Hi, 'Can I have some Irish Sausages, please?' asked the Irishman, walking up to the counter.

The assistant looked at him and asked: 'Are you Irish?'

'If I had asked you for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?'' demanded the Irishman indignantly.

'Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?'

Then, warming to his theme, he went on:

'Or if I asked you for a Kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?'

'Or, if I asked you for a taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican? !

Would Ya? Would Ya?'

The assistant said: 'Well, no.'

Suitably encouraged by the success of his logic, the Irishman steps it up a gear. 'And if I asked you for frogs legs,

would you ask me if I was French?'

'What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?'

'Well no, I probably wouldn't' conceded the assistant.

So, now bursting with righteous indignation, the Irishman says: 'Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish
sausages?'

The assistant replied:

'Because you're in Homebase'
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7y, 10m agoPosted 7 years, 10 months ago
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#4
Phonecall for you skusey. Jim Davidson wants his joke back.
#5
lol:giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle:
#6
thesaint
Phonecall for you skusey. Jim Davidson wants his joke back.



agree, he is a legend as well as me
#7
Lol :)

Where's all the politically correct, anti-racist twerps now?
#8
DragonChris
Lol :)

Where's all the politically correct, anti-racist twerps now?

not here v v
thesaint
Phonecall for you skusey. Jim Davidson wants his joke back.
#9
Much to Patrick dismay at suddenly realising that unlike the Irish Homebase stores there does not seem to be any cafés in the bwitish stores.
Patrick continues his quest to find superior Irish pork in a high in saturated fat Engerlünde.
#10
Great to see that xenophobia, cultural ignorance, and arrogance are alive and well in the UK.
#11
niall1798
Great to see that xenophobia, cultural ignorance, and arrogance are alive and well in the UK.


Welcome to HUKD niall, may I introduce you to skusey. :)

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