I was in my Tesco superstore yesterday doing my big Christams shop.
I had 2 huge trolleys full to the brim with shopping.
I was next to be served and a little old lady came behind me.
I looked at her, and she only had a 2pint bottle of milk in her hand.
So I says to her, " is that all that you have got love?"
She replied " yes."
So I done the gentlemanly thing and said,
" well you had better find another checkout sweatheart, Im gonna be ages!!!!!"